Uncle Brian Dies in Jail
Uncle Brian died in jail last night. His sister in law and his wife could not post bail. They got no money. Cause of death — he bet his cellmate he could inhale 6 peanuts. He snorted 4 nuts, a pea, and a corn kernel. The corns went directly into his lung and he choked. Brian quoted Shakespear on his death bad. Nevermore ravens. Never more amma gonna die.
