Trump Announces Plan to Run for President Again in 2028, Because He Just Can’t Get Enough

In a shocking turn of events, President Trump announced today that he plans to run for president again in 2028. “I just can’t get enough of this job,” Trump joked at a rally with his supporters. “Plus, four more years in the White House would be pretty sweet.”

Trump’s decision to run for president again in 2028 comes as he gears up for his 2024 re-election campaign. Despite facing numerous challenges and investigations, Trump remains popular among his supporters and is expected to announce his plans for another term in office.

Now, with the 2024 election on the horizon, Trump has also announced his plans to run for president again in 2028. His campaign will focus on continuing his “Make America Great Again” agenda, as well as implementing a new platform of “alternative facts, fake news, and Russian interference.” “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it,” Trump quipped.

The announcement has been met with mixed reactions. Trump supporters are thrilled at the prospect of four more years of Trump in the White House. “I’ll vote for Trump again in 2028, because I’d rather have a corrupt and insane dictator than a Democrat,” one supporter said.

However, Trump’s detractors are less than thrilled at the prospect of another Trump presidency. “Trump running again in 2028 is a nightmare, but at least it gives me something to look forward to in this bleak and miserable world,” one detractor joked.

Only time will tell if Trump’s plan to run for president again will become a reality, but one thing is for sure: the next election is shaping up to be just as crazy as the last.