Terminators, Shirley Manson, A Toilet???
This season of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles started off with a bang. It really did, and you have to love a show that gives you what you want. Hot girl killer robots, ‘splosions, aging female rock stars, flipped cars, and stapled faces. It was one of my favorite shows last season topping Lost and Heroes and it looks like the trend is going to continue.
I’m still shocked at how Brian Austen Green has somehow transformed into a tough guy. From his very annoying role on 90210 in the 90’s you’d think was impossible, but he managed to pull it together.
The kid who plays John Connor seems to be toughening up a little bit too this season. I hope he does because he can get annoying with all the whining. You can’t save humanity if you’re crying all the time.
The hot girl robot from Firefly got really beat up last season and they didn’t fix her looks. Her face is all bashed open and she even staples her cheek shut at one point. I hope they repair her somehow because the show really benefits from the eye candy.
As an added bonus, Shirley Manson from the band Garbage has joined the crew as a villain. The highlight of the show was when, for no logical reason, she transformed T2 liquid metal style from the form of a urinal into a woman – just to kill a guy who pissed in her. It’s bad writing at it’s finest, but it’s funny as hell.
I like the feeling of the show. Things are just slightly different for the new season. It’s a back to school, hey I look slightly different for the fall freshness that I like. Does that make this an emo blog? I hope so because someone (we’ll call him baby jake)
Here is his baby picture:
mistakenly though I invited them to an emo blog today because our domain is emtoast.cc. I guess he misread it as emohost and though that someone was trying so trick him because it didnt’ sound like something I’d send out.
The HDTV feed on this show is incredible too. With the exception of a few too many slow-mo scenes at the beginning, it was really nice to look at. They didn’t cheap out on the filming process. Shows like this make me happy that I made the jump to HD.
5 out of 5 french toasts with powered sugar and syrup.
I don’t know about that Brian Austen Green. He banged Tori Spelling and that does something to a guy, it takes away your humanity, your souls, it turns you into a monster, capable of horrible things, it withers you up inside and turns your soul into one of those stinky dried voodoo roots hanging in a haitian botanica, even if it was just on TV for pretend. If you can pretend a thing that heinous, you are capable of every deplorable act imaginable, worse than anything Disney, China, or the Mormons could ever come up with. I’m boycotting Brian Austen Green.
But that whole urinal thing is genius, you can deprogram all the little kids who just got potty trained with that shit.
Was this the candy ass guy with the grease in his hair who drove the corvette in 90210?
I always thought Jenny Garth was hotter and that Tori would end up being an adult film star.
I am having flashbacks now of that atrocity of a show about little rich punk asses from when my sister used to watch it, it reminded me that if there was a northeast version of that show, it would be shot in Ridgewood NJ.
Did you ever notice anyone who plays pig nose can look like Jenny Garth. Tori Spelling could be in a porno called Hunt for the Dick Witherer
Please take the time to look up and listen to Brian Austin Greens rap album.
Baby Jake forever!
Only if you take the time to look up Steve Burns Neo-Psychedelia album.
Seconded. Baby Jake Forever!
I’d also like to thank whoever it was who found out site by searching for the phrase terminator out of the toilet. It was probably me, but I still like to imagine that it was someone else.
It would be worth death to piss on Shirley Manson.
Haha. It’s too bad they cancelled this show. I was into it. TV sucks.