Speed Racer Actor Soars to Fame; Defends Ninjas
Guys across the country are praising the new DVD/ Blu Ray release Speed Racer for it’s colorful display action packed race sequences.
But their ladies have a different take. They’re saying, “That monkey’s a good actor.”
This catch phrase is credited with propelling Speed Racers Simian superstar’s to unheard of levels of fame and fortune.
“This guy can’t lose!”his agent claims. “Ladies love him.”
With assets totaling over 35 billon dollars with just one film under his belt, Fuzzles, the chimp who plays Chim Chim in the movie, certainly doesn’t seem to be able to lose.
His quick rise to fame and huge salary puts previous monkey actors like Ronald Reagan’s sidekick Bonzo and the infamous Lancelot Link to shame. Hollywood’s top actors are taking notice.
Speed Racer co-lead Emile Hirsch has publicly stated that he will not even attempt to match Fuzzles fame, popularity, or income. “That guy’s golden. Nobody in Hollywood can touch him these days. You get too close to him and you’re going to get burned. That said, he’s a really good actor.”
Insiders say progeria infectee Paulie Litt who plays Spritle in the movie has a different take. He was recently overheard complaining about Fuzzles in the greenroom of a popular late night show. “That damn guy. I swear my own mother likes him better than me. Freakin monkey’s a good actor. Bitch.”
Fuzzles isn’t just another rising star. He honed his skills acting in dozens of plays ranging from Greek tragedy, Shakespeare and Restoration comedy to modern American and British drama. He took on notable roles ranging from Shakespeare’s Othello to the sadistic Nazi dentist Christian Szell in Marathon Man.
Asian fans have recently applauded him after he turned down of the lead role in the upcoming flick Beverly Hills Ninja 2. A vehement ninja supporter and long standing member of Ninja Rights Council, Fuzzles has publicly denounced the movie stating that he will not suport the recent hollywood trend of “degrading ninjas.”
The monkey truly is a good actor.
omg, I am his number 1 fan, I just bought his autographed poster, it is soo worth it! I am also bidding on this apron he worn in the movie, i can’t wait to get my hands on it!
That monkey is a good actor!
I never cared much for speed racer. I liked Gigantor though. No monkeys in that.
Didn’t you date a giant robot girl once?
No, I prefer the more compact models actually.