Tonight at the mall pet store I overheard a woman saying, “Rabbit, your nails are like hypodermic needles. My arm!”
I’ve seen “Night of the Lepus” and “Monty Python and the The Holy Grail” so I know how deadly rabbits can be. I got out of there while I still had my life. The one thing the 70’s said to me was “You don’t fuck with rabbit, natures cutest killer.”
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Saw that ribbit on another wanted poster, chipped incisers, red, bloodshot eyes, half of his left ear missing, and he was smoking a cigarette.
He must be a badass if they let him smoke while they took his picture!
the inject you with kitten infections!
tyhem crazy ass rabits will rape you and give you aids yo!
yeah you got to watch out for that lagomorphic immuno deficiency virus
The FBI is still looking for the tricks rabbit. I saw his picture today at the post office and almost hatched a brick. Thats one deranged monster!
Saw that ribbit on another wanted poster, chipped incisers, red, bloodshot eyes, half of his left ear missing, and he was smoking a cigarette.
He must be a badass if they let him smoke while they took his picture!