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  • Absurd World News

What Causes All My Ailments? Your Skin Will Crawl

EMToast February 24, 2015 0

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted...

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  • Absurd World News

What You Don’t Know about How to Love Will Split Your Neurons

EMToast February 23, 2015 0

Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Doctor:  My...

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When They Asked Who the 16th President Was…Their Brains Liquefied

EMToast February 22, 2015 0

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted...

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How a 25 Year Old Video Game Changed Everything

EMToast February 21, 2015 0

“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Doctor:  Many...

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It Was Just a Cancelled Appointment…and They Devastated Him for It

EMToast February 20, 2015 0

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted...

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Where Do Babies Come From? Hint. It’s Closer than You Think

EMToast February 19, 2015 0

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted...

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If You Read One Article about Hoarding, Read This One

EMToast February 18, 2015 1

Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor? How...

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Who is Billy Wizard? You Will Rue the Day You Found Out

EMToast February 17, 2015 0

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted...

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How Europe Saved Your Soul… You Will Still Hate the French

EMToast February 16, 2015 0

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted...

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How Does the Hater See Things? You Will Be Dumbfounded

EMToast February 15, 2015 0

"Snippets with Racter"  quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;...

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Do Hookers Ever Give Change? The Answer Will Make Your Toes Bleed

EMToast February 13, 2015 0

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted...

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Paul Began to Hum of Dogs and Crows, Even Babies or a Brother

EMToast February 12, 2015 0

"Snippets with Racter"  quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;...

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Pepsi Banned This Slogan in the 1970’s… The Reason Will Make Your Skin Squirm

EMToast February 11, 2015 0

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted...

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Whatever They Told You about Sticks and Stones Is Dead Wrong…and Here’s Why

EMToast February 10, 2015 0

Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Doctor:  I...

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What Is Tom Cruise Secretly Raising Suri to Become? The Pain of Knowing Will Hurt You

EMToast February 9, 2015 0

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted...

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When People Clean Chimneys with the Bones of Children…Your Heart Will Pop

EMToast February 8, 2015 0

"Snippets with Racter"  quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;...

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Who Smells like Tender Vittles? It’s Hilarious, Horrible, and Could Destroy Your Life

EMToast February 7, 2015 0

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted...

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The Thing John F. Kennedy Is Known for Will Make Your Chest Implode with Horror

EMToast February 6, 2015 0

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted...

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Here Is What Happens When Friendly Haters and Enraged Lovers Act with Extreme Prejudice

EMToast February 5, 2015 0

"Snippets with Racter"  quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;...

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How Cold Is Sigourney Weaver’s Heart? You’ll Break down When You Hear

EMToast February 4, 2015 0

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted...

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Rockstars Consider Facebooks Friend Rating System… And It’s Dreadful

EMToast February 3, 2015 0

"Snippets with Racter"  quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;...

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This Is What Happens When Robots Get Real about Child Abuse

EMToast February 2, 2015 0

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted...

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Watch Badness Cause a Computer to Hate…and Inspire You

EMToast February 1, 2015 0

"Snippets with Racter"  quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;...

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  • Curious Ideas

Ladie’s Self Defense Lesson #2

bixby January 31, 2015 1

Use the buddy system.  You don’t have to outrun the date rapist, just your girlfriend.

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What Wikipedia Can’t Tell You about Escaping Dinosaurs

EMToast January 30, 2015 0

Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Dr:  How...

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Ladie’s Self Defense Lesson#1

bixby January 29, 2015 1

Tell your attacker, “Your Mum smells of shit.”

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Movie Review ‘A Million Ways to Die in the West’

EMToast January 28, 2015 0

This is "Coma to the Movies" with Leo Johnston, sleep disorder  movie reviewer. Leo earned his M.A. from Chippewa University...

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Do This Next Time Your Man Gives You Flowers and His Heart will Detonate

bixby January 27, 2015 1

If a man gives you flowers, thank him, blow your nose, and tell him the flowers smell of piss.  -...

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Who Is Satan’s Best Friend in the World?… You’ll Be Distressed

EMToast January 26, 2015 0

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted...

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Beware the One Who Is Always There to Wipe Away Your Tears

bixby January 25, 2015 1

Beware the one who is always there to wipe away your tears. – An Old West Dakotan Proverb

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They Asked about Her Mean War Face… Then They Regretted It

EMToast January 24, 2015 0

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted...

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He Attracted Ugly Women… The Look on Their Faces Is Priceless

EMToast January 23, 2015 0

"Snippets with Racter"  quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;...

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We Asked What the Hell Is a Quadratic Equation?… Then the Party Started

EMToast January 22, 2015 0

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted...

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That Is Loving, Hateful, and Captivating

EMToast January 21, 2015 0

"Snippets with Racter"  quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;...

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What Is the Secret Ingredient in Hot Dogs? the Answer Will Offend You

EMToast January 20, 2015 0

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted...

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Why Do People Think Blue Teeth Are a Good Idea?

EMToast January 19, 2015 0

“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of  the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor:  The...

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How YouTube Can Teach You About Fairy Tales

EMToast January 18, 2015 0

This is “Off the Clock” with Anthony J. Booze. AJ Booze asks residents in our local area questions they rejected...

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George Clooney Comes Forward. Bill Cosby Raped Me

EMToast January 16, 2015 0

This is "Tattling with Tanya" Calumny  the hallucinatory gossip columnist.  Tanya is a proud Wernicke–Korsakoff syndrome survivor which gives her...

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If You Don’t Believe This Doctor’s Claims about Corn Syrup Then You Are Living in a Sarcophagus

EMToast January 15, 2015 0

“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of  the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor Fullerton:...

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A Thinker Is Someone Who Has Had to Live with a Hysteric

EMToast January 14, 2015 0

"Snippets with Racter"  quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;...

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What Experts Are Saying about Gas Prices

EMToast January 13, 2015 0

This is "Off the Clock" with Anthony J. Booze. AJ Booze asks residents in our local area questions they rejected...

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What Does Michelle Obama’s Tramp Stamp Say? You’ll Be Enamored

EMToast January 12, 2015 0

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted...

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Why Sharp Teeth BJs Are Worse than Not Getting a Rose

EMToast January 11, 2015 0

"Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Dr.  When...

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What Everyone Is Saying about Vegetarian Cannibals

EMToast January 10, 2015 0

This is "Off the Clock" with Anthony J. Booze. AJ Booze asks residents in our local area questions they rejected...

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Freshly Cut Hair May Take Root into Bare Feet

EMToast January 9, 2015 0

“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of  the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Dr. Fullerton: ...

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Watch a Mega Corporation Bring Color Blindness… Not How You’d Imagine

EMToast January 8, 2015 0

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted...

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He Asked for An “Italian Pie” and a”Plain Sub”? What He Got Was Inconceivable

EMToast January 7, 2015 0

“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of  the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor:  When...

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What Did Bill Cosby’s Wife Have Tattooed on Her Thigh? The Answer Will Put You in a Coma

EMToast January 6, 2015 0

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted...

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How Do You Defeat a Mummy?

EMToast January 5, 2015 1

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted...

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What Happened to Oracle’s Face?

EMToast January 4, 2015 0

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted...

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