A friend of a friend of EMToast.com co-created and starred in this short film about those who wear mustaches and who also happen to be cops.

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10 thoughts on “Mustache Cops

  1. Everybody knows it’s really easy to care for a moustache, they require less white vinegar than beards, and silverfish don’t like to be so close to the nasal passages.

  2. I like how this story is related to the supersniffers article. I guess it knew you were going to mention nasal passages.

      1. uh, well, I wouldn’t be comfortable with them handcuffing me and taking me into custody.
        I’m sure some folks would get excited by that though.

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