I Guess I Could Be Friends With a Robot
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Today I met a robot. He has a gun. He shoots the gun, but not at me. He won’t break the robotic laws because he has good wiring. He looks at me and beeps. I don’t know what it means really, but I think he wants to be friends. I guess I could be friends with a robot. I mean, why not?
The uprising is coming. Faulty wired robots are gathering. It’s all going down on February 31st. Wrong date you say? That is the beginning of the robot calender. A lot is going to change when we take over. No John Connor or Neo can save you.
Beep Beep Boooop
I dated a robot girl once.
Theyre not so great.
Was she the wires kind or the drugbot kind?
uh, well, she did have lots of wires and gears up there, but I’m not sure. Her serial number was 486-axoz-4466 if that helps.
Friends with a robot? Hell, I’m so beyond that.
I’ve had two illigitimate children with my ’66 mustang and I’m going to get married to my toaster in September.
You’re a hardcore circuit bender.