In 2025 When EMToast becomes a large corporation, a new logo will be chosen. Thousands of people will be hired, the new logo implemented, then mass layoffs. During that time, the site will continue to publish countless worthless images of toast. The people will wonder where did Billy Wizard go? What happened to dolphin rape? No more horrorscopes? What about the tunguska creature. All things of the past. The world is garbage now. This is all that’s left.

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