Interview with a Teenage Werewolf
It’s not every day that you get the chance to interview a werewolf. One of the benefits of a site...
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Horror Movies, Control Your Volume
Attention horror movie makers. Enough with the loud noises. They are a poor replacement for talent. You probably put those...
“Throw away the Neil Diamond cassette and I’ll go down on you”
As a boy I idolized Fonzie from Happy Days. The Fonz was the coolest guy. He taught me that you...
Doctors Warn, Wishing Causes Coma
Never make a wish. Doctors at the Northeast Center for Brain Injury and Coma Research have released a shocking new...
Infant Body Builders: Limits Are For Adults
How young is too young? To these infant body builders affectionately known as “baby builders” it is never too early...
I Think We Gave the Yeti Too Much Sugar
A strange creature dubbed the “bear yeti” has baffled Alaskan scientists. The animal was trapped by a group of ice...
Jesus Saved Me… from Getting Kicked Out of Community College
Children's Literature is the last course I ever imagined I'd take. Yet there I was, analyzing Curious George in my...
Gamma Irradiated Old Man: A Tale of Arm Wrestling and Sleeping Next to Bears
On the old 1970’s Incredible Hulk TV show with Bill Bixby and Lou Ferigno, there was an episode where this...
‘Love Me Lincoln’ Newest VH1 Reality Show
‘ Recently re-Animated dead prez Abraham Lincoln is planning on jumping back in the spotlight this spring. In a recent...
UC Irvine Clinic Accused of Illegal Alien Embryo Transfer
A clinic operated by the University of California-Irvine may have been involved in illegal alien embryo transfer in 1998. Records...
Nice Shirt… Do They Make It In Men’s?
I know a guy who gets into a lot of fights, and nearly every story he tells about them contains...
Children Choose Dinosaur Burn Up as Worst Fate
Some say the worst way to go is drowning. I beg to differ, as most kids will tell you...
Strange Figure Shakes the Giant Hand
I have a cool jacket with white spots on it.
Skeleton Back
You never come back from being a skeleton back.
Turkeyman: Curse of the Wereturkey
The wereturkey is an American beast, born in Plimoth, 1621 during the first Thanksgiving dinner. When Edward Winslow, leader of...
Swine Fluid – Pork Scented Washer Fluid
Port Coquitlam, British Columbia. (PressRelease) November 7, 2009 – Willie Pickton Industries, Inc.®, a major supplier and worldwide exporter of...
Goblins Invade southern Missouri town of Kennett
ST. LOUIS – Goblins have invaded the southern Missouri town of Kennett. The creatures appear to have been drawn there...
My Rat Water Just Broke!
The upcoming 2010 sequel to the not-quite-cult-classic rat-zombie movie Mulberry Street features a cameo role by Tori Spelling. Spelling...
“Raccoon Faced Freaks” Assault Waitress
Two assailants described by onlookers as “raccoon faced freaks” burst into a Red Robin restaurant Thursday assaulting a waitress and...
Anybody Votes! Scribblenauts Favorite Words
Scribblenauts is the newest and most addictive DS game to hit the streets. I threw all my other games out...
Three Breasted Mother Suckles Pigs In Muddy Crawlspace
Riding scooters and yelling. The dogs, even the dogs know that these little children… are wrong. (more…)
Dell Introduces 99¢ Wireless Notebook for Back to School
Date 9/11/09 Round Rock, TX First sub-dollar notebook offered under Dell name. Just in time for Back to School. No...
EMToast Year One Retrospective
It’s officially one year since the creation of EMToast. I would like to extend a special thank you to the...
Kindest Old Woman You’ve EVER Seen
Rest in peace Flo. Your kindness taught Chico, CA to never judge a book by it's cover. A photo of...
Uncle Hot Dogs is Back
When the eyes of Uncle Hot Dogs look into your soul, you know that you have been chosen by a...
How To Make Money Fighting Famous Bears
Step 1: Find a Famous Bear In order to make money fighting with bears, the wild ones must be avoided. ...
Jealous Horse Loses Eye, Rainbow Horn Unicorn to Blame
A unicorn is a wonderful thing. The very best unicorns have rainbow horns and like to drive around in cars...
Area 51 Exposed: The Deep Throat Connection
A time traveling space woman is the mother to 70’s pornstar Linda Lovelace? A cranky fortune telling future man named...
Look Alike – Police Station Chief and His Pet Dog
Tourists must see hot spot. When you have a dog sometimes either you start to look like your dog or...
Icy Fruit for Monkeys “Look at that butt!”
That is not a giant bar of soap that the baboons are attacking. It is icy fruit the delicious summer...
Obama Bombs Buckingham Palace
President Obama was taking a helicopter tour over Buckingham Palace. The vibration of the chopper combined with the Xtra-Large coffee...
Stripper Branded with Diarrhea Tramp Stamp
Claritza was a young pretty stripper. She supported her family on the earnings she made in just a few nights...
The Boy Who Became a Pervy Old Man
When I was a boy I used to see these dirty old perverts and I’d say to myself man that’s...
help me i am so sick i think i have wet tail
Wet tail is a terrible affliction that can infect your pet hamster or even cartoon mice. Beware the wet tail. ...
I Ate My Dentist
These days you just never know who is going to cannibalize you. This kid looks all innocent until he opens...
Roll Out Your Favorite Head
Inspired by the song Hall of Heads by They Might Be Giants although the lyric is actually roll out that...
Hidden van Gogh Painting Discovered in Berlin Museum
Mens van de Ezels de Slepende Hond By Theodore van Gogh Curators at the Staatliche Museen zu Berlin have discovered...
Man Kills Girlfriend Because She Won’t Give Blow Job
“Mike” and his girlfriend had been dating for nearly a year. No matter how much he begged her, she would...
Don’s Wife Leaves Him for Another Woman
There was a rumor about Don. His wife came home from work and found him lying on the couch, in...
9 Year Old Boy Commits Suicide After Learning Mummies Are Real
Lodi, NJ – A 9 year old 5th grader attending Hillstop School in Lodi NJ has committed suicide after a...
Band of Zombie Gorillas Discovered In Congo
A band of zombie gorillas has been discovered in the African Congo. Piles of dead Gorillas are left everywhere by...
Tiny Anchorman to Replace CBS NEWS Katie Couric
Dissatisfied with the poor performance of Katie Couric, Sean McManus, president of CBS News and Don Hewitt, CBS news executive...
Creature Racing Voted Greatest Video Game Video of All Time
By me. This is one of those videos that you just keep coming back to year after year after year. ...
Assholder: Start Your New Career Now!
Who says there aren’t any jobs available? You an always move to the UK and become an ass holder.
Ass Dragging Werewolf Leads Pack of Chickens
A baby Ass dragging werewolf thinks a chicken is his mother. He grows up to lead pack of chickens. A...
Art of the Folked: I’m Not Emo I’m Goth, Right?
I’m Not Emo, I’m Goth, Right? – By Micheloebangelo
Incredible Hulk Madlibs for Puny Humans
Using the definitions provided, and your inner rampaging jade giant , fill out the boxes below with the correct type...
J-Lo Pixelates Her Pants
Absolutely Disgusting!
Whiny Guy Handcuffed to Ex-Wife and Beaten
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmcxtjDDZqo Just because your crackhead ex-wife handcuffs herself to you, that doesn't give you an excuse to be a baby. ...
Fucking Cloaking Device
http://www.fuckingcloakingdevice.com/ I wonder if this guy got the job?
