Year: 2022
Toast Watching a Show About Toast On TV
Good job toast. You turned on the tv. It's it a bit narcissistic though. Is that toast, or bread? Is...
Toast Watching TV
I think that toast forgot to turn on the tv. Hey! Toast! Your TV is off! Oh he's getting it.
Toast on TV
In another world I bet there is another version of EMToast where they have a section called Toast on TV....
Twelfth Face of Frankenstein’s Monster
Fell asleep at the beach and some kids drew on my face with chalk or something.
Black Cats Love Honey
A black cat once told he me loves honey. When I asked "why?" he told me he wanted something babies...
Ghostly Rider
This tricycle is kind of weird.
In Less Than 100 Years We Will All Be Skeletons
The way we're acting lately, probably a lot less. Enjoy your miserable remaining years.
Eleventh Face of Frankenstein’s Monster
Cut myself shaving again. 5 blades is just too many.
Red Lava Lamp of Skulls
When I was a boy the calming motions of a red lava lamp put me to sleep. This one looks...
Spiky Guy Skeletons
What kind of creature has all these spiked coming out of them? Were they always there or caused by some...
Tenth Face of Frankenstein’s Monster
I guess it really is an electric fence. Just wanted to go out to catch some snail.
Coffee is Life, Coffee is Death
What's the difference anyway? Can barely tell.
Skeleton Dancing Pumpkins are There
Trying to get into the fall spirit.
Ninth Face of Frankenstein’s Monster
This is my cute face. Tell me I'm cute! My emotion providing service denied my request to feel cute.
Eighth Face of Frankenstein’s Monster
I am dressing up as the Hulk for Halloween this year. Doc gave me some extra muscles.
Seventh Face of Frankenstein’s Monster
Doctor, I think this eye is defective. I was just looking at my phone and now there's veins all over.
Sixth Face of Frankenstein’s Monster
You know what slang phrase I dislike? When they say "it's just built different". You imbeciles know nothing about being...
57 Channels and Toast is On
What year is it? By the time you read this, channels may no longer be a thing.
Fifth Face of Frankenstein’s Monster
They say I'm the monster, but who created this freakshow anyway? Wasn't me.
Fourth Face of Frankenstein’s Monster
I don't know doctor. I just don't feel right lately. It's this hazy kind of bored feeling.
Third Face of of Frankenstein’s Monster
Why do people find me intimidating? I'm a pretty nice guy.
Bikini Cowboy Girl Action Figure
Coming soon to a store near you.
Second Face of Frankenstein’s Monster
I'm starting to think this doctor guy doesn't really know what he's doing here.
15th Annual Toast Street Art Festival
This event is happening in our local area. Begin painting toasts on all of our local area streets and you...
