Emtoast Colorful Stickers
Feel free to print out these colorful stickers and stick them all over your kitchen. Back in the 80's kids...
Month: December 2022
Ten Crazy and Hilarious Ways to Avoid Work in the Office: You Won’t Believe #7!
Are you feeling uninspired and looking for ways to avoid work when there's nothing to do? Here are ten funny...
Evil Santa Goes on Christmas Eve Rampage
In a shocking turn of events, the Santa at the old department store on the outskirts of town was arrested...
Nope v.01 The Hunger from the Sky
Fade in: Ext. Desert - Day We see a group of people walking through the desert. They are a diverse...
Robot Parade v.08 Tinny
In a small town nestled in the heart of the countryside, there lived a tiny robot named Tinny. Tinny was...
Cheating Mistress Reveals Pope’s True Nature
In their bedroom, the pope stood facing his mistress, his face twisted with anger and sorrow. She stared back at...
Robot Parade v.05 Remnants of the Once-Proud Robots
It was a dark and stormy night, and the streets were empty except for the throngs of robots marching in...
Robot Parade v.01
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a group of robots decided to hold a parade. The...
Oil Paint on Toast
I can't figure out why anyone would even spend the time to do this type of thing. I mean does...
Spirit in a Sea of Uncertainty
The 18 year old man sat at his desk, staring out the window at the world outside. The cookie factory...
My Ex Wife Won’t Let Me Come Home Unless I Get a Lobotomy
The man sat in his car, staring at the familiar house in front of him. It was his home, the...
Angry Pope Versus His Mistress
In the dimly lit room, the pope stood facing his mistress, his face twisted with anger and frustration. She stared...
Debunking the Myth of Dolphin Rape
In recent years, the topic of dolphin rape has garnered a great deal of attention, with some claiming that it...
Standing Side by Side, One of Them Held a Slice of Toast Up
The pixel art depicted two beautiful women, standing side by side. One of them held a slice of toast up...
Girl with the Golden Tooth Song Lyrics
She's the girl with the golden toothShining bright, shining truthShe lights up the room with her smileShe's got style, she's...
Cannibals Are Becoming Hardcore Vegans
The cannibals had always been a fierce and savage tribe, known for their brutal and bloodthirsty ways. They lived in...
Who Was Racter Anyway?
Racter was a pioneering AI program that was developed in the 1980s for use on the Amiga 500 computer. It...
The Virus Proved To Be Too Powerful
As the COVID-19 pandemic raged on, the world began to crumble. The virus spread rapidly, infecting millions of people and...
The Colorful Toast
The toast was a deep golden color, the color of the sun at its peak in the sky. It was...
Young Billy Wizard and the Werewolves
Billy Wizard was a young boy who lived in a small village on the outskirts of a dense forest. He...
Graffiti Paintings of Toast
Who could possibly be this interested in toast? No human. Perhaps the toast is painting itself? Self portraits. Is toast...
Toast Clipart for My Book Report
I needed clip art for my book report on the book How to Make Toast. Couldn't find it anywhere so...
Neon Toast Wall Art
The walls of my room look this way. Glowing buzzing neon toast lulls me to sleep. In the summer mosquitoes...
Freaky Toast Man
Your mind has been invaded by the freaky toast man. Nothing will ever be the same for you. It it...
