Month: November 2011

EMToast November 23, 2011 4

In 1564 the native american indians taught the pilgrims how to survive the harsh north american winters by smoking four...

EMToast November 12, 2011 5

The ghost of Ronald Reagan is haunting the Whitehouse, quite literally. He first appeared to Obama while he was literally...

bixby November 12, 2011 2

In the great year of 1978, women were freed from their bloody bondage by the invention of a simple wax...

EMToast November 6, 2011 4

You were scraped out of my mind 3 yrs and 2 months ago.

bixby November 3, 2011 4

Dear Stinkbug, I do not appreciate coming home to find you on my toothbrush. Since you touched it, I am...

bixby November 3, 2011 8

Day 1: I woke up this morning to the sound of birds pecking inside of my walls, which was creepy,...