Creepy Sightings – The Simian Swarm
Study the little creep's face on the carton and see if you can find him before he finds you where...
Month: October 2008
How to Convert an Old Weedwacker Into a Flamethrower
Step 1: Get an old electric weedwacker. (Preferably one your Dad finds for you on the garbage.) Step 2: Plug...
Toe Fu Interviews Chiptunes Artist 8-Bit Weapon
Go check out Toe Fu's interview with chiptune artist 8-Bit Weapon over at the-minusworld.com Plug In, Turn On, Blip Out:...
Bigfoot Sighting: Sasquatch Army Rises From Water, Attacks Maryland
Talbot County MD: Hundreds of witnesses have reported an army of subterranean creatures rising from the Chesapeake Bay. Green glowing...
Literature for N3rds.
Street Fighter Tribute I've had alot of obsessions in my day. Comics, records, pizza, mid 90's porn, rare sneakers (worst...
Horrorscopes for the Week of October 19th
Capricorn- Remember it is better to kick someone in the back than to punch him or her in the face....
Creepy Sightings
Find him before he finds you! (more…)
Strange Currency Discovered In Pennsylvannia
Intercourse,PA October 15, 2008 Fritz Jacobs,owner of Jacob’s Country Market, made a puzzling discovery after investigating complaints from customers that...
Horrorscopes for the Week of October 12th
Aries You should get out this week and mingle. You will ring the Eskimo to meet you at the station;...
Stop Breast Cancer, Celebrate National Boob Cake Day
"That's Some Good Boob Cake!" October is Breast Cancer Awareness month, today October 10th is National Boob Cake Day. Make...
How to Score with Nigerian Women – Without Really Trying
Courting rituals in Nigeria are so progressive. In the USA, you can barely get away with saying hi to a...
Shakespeare Madlibs: Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
This Madlib is based on an excerpt from Shakespeare's Hamlet. Let's make The Bard proud and modernize this Olde English...
Supa-Man Lova: All Star Superman & Superman: Kryptonite TPB Reviews
When I was about 6 years old I had a Dad crafted fort in my back yard. It was basically...
Horrorscopes for the Week of October 5th
Aries You are probably going to be gored by a ram, for your competitive arrogance. You will be asking yourself...
Ex-Wife Attacks Man, Tears Testicular Artery
A man filed for restraining order against his ex-wife that he divorced 16 years ago. After their divorce, they both...
EMToast: Top 10 Zombie Sightings
To prepare for the upcoming Halloween celebrations, EMToast has done extensive market research and delved deep into EMToast personal memory...
Toe Fu Interviews 30 Rock’s Judah Friedlander
Our own Toe Fu's making a name for himself over at the-minusworld.com. He just scored a great interview with 30...
Perverted Uncle Loves Smelling Nephew’s Stinky Feet
A 15 yr old boy lives with his uncle, in the past year the uncle has been sexually harassing the...
