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Sitting in the dark. Nice and relaxed. You’re both tired. The night is over. You follow her into the next...
Sitting in the dark. Nice and relaxed. You’re both tired. The night is over. You follow her into the next...
In recent weeks EMToast has received a number of comments from a visitor by the name of Sickjunior. After visiting...
Nonsense is the new making sense. At least at UC Berkeley Dept of Psychology where Professors Tania Griffith and Tomas...
This is the text message that I received from a family member on vacation. I thought it was a joke...
This is an artist's rendering of the result of a hypothetical coupling between a fictional character named Billy Wizard, and ...
Hey! Did you see that movie the Wrestler? Yeah me too. It wasn’t as good as that cartoon back in...
It’s not every day that you get the chance to interview a werewolf. One of the benefits of a site...
Attention horror movie makers. Enough with the loud noises. They are a poor replacement for talent. You probably put those...
As a boy I idolized Fonzie from Happy Days. The Fonz was the coolest guy. He taught me that you...
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A strange creature dubbed the “bear yeti” has baffled Alaskan scientists. The animal was trapped by a group of ice...
Children's Literature is the last course I ever imagined I'd take. Yet there I was, analyzing Curious George in my...
On the old 1970’s Incredible Hulk TV show with Bill Bixby and Lou Ferigno, there was an episode where this...
‘ Recently re-Animated dead prez Abraham Lincoln is planning on jumping back in the spotlight this spring. In a recent...
A clinic operated by the University of California-Irvine may have been involved in illegal alien embryo transfer in 1998. Records...
I know a guy who gets into a lot of fights, and nearly every story he tells about them contains...
Some say the worst way to go is drowning. I beg to differ, as most kids will tell you...
I have a cool jacket with white spots on it.
You never come back from being a skeleton back.
Port Coquitlam, British Columbia. (PressRelease) November 7, 2009 – Willie Pickton Industries, Inc.®, a major supplier and worldwide exporter of...
ST. LOUIS – Goblins have invaded the southern Missouri town of Kennett. The creatures appear to have been drawn there...
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Two assailants described by onlookers as “raccoon faced freaks” burst into a Red Robin restaurant Thursday assaulting a waitress and...
Scribblenauts is the newest and most addictive DS game to hit the streets. I threw all my other games out...
Riding scooters and yelling. The dogs, even the dogs know that these little children… are wrong. (more…)
Date 9/11/09 Round Rock, TX First sub-dollar notebook offered under Dell name. Just in time for Back to School. No...
It’s officially one year since the creation of EMToast. I would like to extend a special thank you to the...
Step 1: Find a Famous Bear In order to make money fighting with bears, the wild ones must be avoided. ...
A unicorn is a wonderful thing. The very best unicorns have rainbow horns and like to drive around in cars...
President Obama was taking a helicopter tour over Buckingham Palace. The vibration of the chopper combined with the Xtra-Large coffee...
The robot uprising has begun. The first soldier in the war against humans was a tiny worker bot named robot...
Claritza was a young pretty stripper. She supported her family on the earnings she made in just a few nights...
Wet tail is a terrible affliction that can infect your pet hamster or even cartoon mice. Beware the wet tail. ...
These days you just never know who is going to cannibalize you. This kid looks all innocent until he opens...
Inspired by the song Hall of Heads by They Might Be Giants although the lyric is actually roll out that...
Mens van de Ezels de Slepende Hond By Theodore van Gogh Curators at the Staatliche Museen zu Berlin have discovered...
“Mike” and his girlfriend had been dating for nearly a year. No matter how much he begged her, she would...
There was a rumor about Don. His wife came home from work and found him lying on the couch, in...
Lodi, NJ – A 9 year old 5th grader attending Hillstop School in Lodi NJ has committed suicide after a...
A band of zombie gorillas has been discovered in the African Congo. Piles of dead Gorillas are left everywhere by...
Dissatisfied with the poor performance of Katie Couric, Sean McManus, president of CBS News and Don Hewitt, CBS news executive...
By me. This is one of those videos that you just keep coming back to year after year after year. ...
Who says there aren’t any jobs available? You an always move to the UK and become an ass holder.
A baby Ass dragging werewolf thinks a chicken is his mother. He grows up to lead pack of chickens. A...
I’m Not Emo, I’m Goth, Right? – By Micheloebangelo
Using the definitions provided, and your inner rampaging jade giant , fill out the boxes below with the correct type...
Absolutely Disgusting!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmcxtjDDZqo Just because your crackhead ex-wife handcuffs herself to you, that doesn't give you an excuse to be a baby. ...
http://www.fuckingcloakingdevice.com/ I wonder if this guy got the job?