Around midnight on April 25th, a 32 year old man ran into a police station in his underwear asking for protection from his wife. Three minutes later the wife showed up in lingerie looking for the husband. The police offered her a jacket to cover up with.Apple Daily News, French Toast, police, wife
Posts Tagged “French Toast”
Oct 26 2011
I emerged this morning from the frost covered cardboard refrigerator box that I now call home. With my first steps I noticed the legs of my pants felt like petrified wood and I soon realized the frigid weather has turned my nightly involuntary bladder release into an icy layer of shame. Much to my chagrin, each movement had caused shards of frozen piss to rain down upon the last precious morsels of hamburger that I had been rationing for the past week. As I looked through my pockets trying to find some cookie crumbs I noticed something was nibbling on my big grey toe.Bixby, French Toast, Toastmaster, Toe Fu
A man was pissed off after getting dumped by his girlfriend. So he showed up at her house showing her intimate pictures they took while going out, and threatened her that he’d post the pictures online if she didn’t get back together with him.Blackmail, fortune teller, French Toast, ghost, naked pictures, photograph, police, Toastmaste
Oct 03 2009
A wife was having an affair with a coworker and went to a motel nearby.
She used her credit card to pay and also picked up the motel’s promotion/redeem card. The husband saw the motel charge on the credit card statement and also found the promotion/punch card in her wallet (redeem for 2 free hr stay after 8 stays).Apple Daily News, cheating wife, Divorce, French Toast, slut wife
It’s officially one year since the creation of EMToast. I would like to extend a special thank you to the EMToast contributors who have made the site what it is today.
Thanks Bixby for your countless ideas which never cease to amuse and amaze.
Thank you French Toast for warning us of the perverted uncles, neighbors, and testicular artery tearing women that surround us.
Thanks Toe Fu. All I can say is – that Toe he alright!
It’s been a long and terrible year. Here are just a few highlights:Anniversary, Bixby, EMToast, French Toast, Toastmaster, Toe Fu, Year One
May 23 2009
A sick woman was suspicious of husband having an affair and had her son install a GPS Global Positioning System and recording device in her husband’s car.
At least 10 recordings of the husband with his bible study partner having sex in the car were recorded within a month. Recordings show moaning and dirty talking like “Be gentle you scratched me” or “ahh it’s up” or “bible flew away because our love has melted into one”.Apple Daily News, cheating husband, French Toast
May 03 2009
A divorced woman got dumped by her new boyfriend after 6 months for no reason . She was suspicious that he ended the relationship because he was having an affair, and hired private investigators to look into it. The private investigators found out the boyfriend was actually already married and decided to scam the woman.Apple Daily News, Blackmail, Eye Spooners, French Toast
May 02 2009
A 31 year old male student found out that a certain Massage Center provides Full Services, so he bought a special glow in the dark condom and decided to pay the center a visit. He paid $60 for an hour and was assigned a 44 year old female massage specialist for the service.
Unfortunately, just when they were done the police showed up to inspect the place because of an anonymous tip they had received. The male wasn’t able to sneak out the place in time and the specialist decided to stuff the used condom in her mouth to destroy evidence.Apple Daily News, French Toast
Apr 08 2009
A still single 50 year old man was sitting in the first row by the door on a bus on his way to the hospital to get his high blood pressure mediation. He grabbed a female student’s butt as she was getting on the bus. The female student was very alert and decided to sit right behind the old man to watch him closely. Within 5 minutes, the man grabbed another female student’s butt as she was getting on the bus at the next stop. The first victim confirmed with the 2nd victim that she was indeed grabbed and they told the bus driver about it and the driver decided to drive the bus directly to the police station to report this case. As the first victim was getting off the bus after they arrived at the police station, the pervert grabbed her chest again. When questioned by the police the old man argued that he touched the girls by accident because the bus was moving. He also argued that they are not going to die by letting him grab them.Tags: Apple Daily News, Ass Grabber, French Toast
Mr. Lee has loved animals all his life and has had many pets. He started keeping wild boars a few years ago and now he has about 30 of them including 12 baby boars that were born 4 months ago and weigh about 13 lbs each.
About 2 months ago, Lee noticed that every time he opened the door, the baby boars would all head for the door acting like they really want to go out and see the world, so he decided to ride his bicycle and let them follow him out for a walk.baby boars, baby pigs, cute, French Toast
Apr 04 2009
A Denver woman who believed her daughter to be suffering from bi-polar disorder attempted to have her committed to St. Anthony’s Hospital Mental Health Ward.
The staff doctor examined the daughter, determined there to be nothing wrong with her, and sent them home. The mother later called the hospital claiming to have killed a rabbit and told the receptionist to to tell the doctor “she knows who’s next.”
Hours later, the angry mother showed up at the hospital with the mutilated rabbit and a water bottle filled with gasoline. She screamed at the doctor,”Admit my daughter, she’s a psycho!! or you’ll be the next rabbit!” Read the rest of this entry »Tags: "Dead Rabbit", Apple Daily News, Bi-Polar, Cruelty to Animals, Doctor, French Toast, Insanity
Mar 26 2009
Due to the economy and wanting to save his cost of keeping 5 mistress, an entrepreneur in China asked his 5 mistresses to compete with each other through 3 rounds of PK inspired by a TV game show to decide which one he should be keeping. Mistresses A & B were his employees, C & D were his clients and mistress E who’s been with him the longest worked at a club he used to take his customers to.
First round was judged by a professional from a modeling agency based on the image/looks. Mistress E was eliminated in the 1st round.Bachelor, Competition, Economy, French Toast, Mistresses
One night on the train home with her friends, a woman’s friends pointed out to her that she’s had some white milky sticky stuff on the back of her skirt. The victim used wet napkins to wipe it off and reported it to the police at the next stop.
The police looked at the security video and located a suspect. Suspect admitted to the police that he saw the victim waiting for the train and thought she was pretty. He stood about 8 inches behind the victim with his hands in his pants and had his jacket covering himself. When he was done, he tried to shake the stuff off his hand, but he had no idea how it got on to the victim’s skirt. The prosecutor decided not to prosecute the suspect because there is no proof of the suspect actually laid his hands on the victim.
Upon leaving the courthouse, the suspect was attacked by a crowd of angry women who lynched him on city streets.
The victim was later discovered to be pregnant and says she regrets reporting the crime because father of her child is now dead.Tags: Apple Daily News, fatherless child, French Toast, pregnancy, semen thrower, victim
Mar 14 2009
While showering at the gym, a 35 year old man suspected there was a peeping tom in the next shower trying to snap pictures of him with either a camera or cell phone. The man acted quickly and grabbed the suspect from the next shower, but the man quickly put what looked to be an Iphone beneath the towel around his waist. He then clenched the phone tightly between his thighs.Apple Daily News, French Toast, Iphone, Peeping Tom, Pervert
Feb 10 2009
Married for almost 30 years, the husband never held a steady job and always asked his wife for money. One time after his wife refused to give him any more money, the unemployed husband went to the hair salon his wife owned and pulled his pants off in front of the customers to scare them away. Read the rest of this entry »Tags: Divorce, Flasher, French Toast, Knives
Feb 04 2009
A woman who was suspicious of her husband having an affair hired a private investigator to install a GPS with sound recording function in her husband’s car. One day she and the investigator followed her 40 year old husband., He picked up his 28 year old mistress in his car, drove to an abandoned parking lot and parked there. The woman and the investigator saw the car shaking/moving from afar and they heard moaning sounds from the through the GPS receiver. About 25 minutes later, the car window was rolled down and a wet napkin was thrown out and the car drove away.Apple Daily News, cheating husband, French Toast
Jan 10 2009
A 22 year old woman came home late one night and her 50 year old drunk neighbor who was sitting outside followed her into the elevator and attacked her. The neighbor grabbed her from behind and tried to pull her skirt up, but the woman was tough, she fought him off and punched him right in the eye.Apple Daily News, creepy neighbor, French Toast, shoe to the head
Dec 05 2008
47 year old man was married to his 40 year old wife for almost 20 years and they have a 17 year old son and a 16 year old daughter. The husband is an alcoholic and got into the habit of gambling, every time he loses money or gets drunk, he’d come home and verbally abuse his wife and beat up the wife and kids.Apple Daily News, French Toast
Dec 03 2008
24 Year old horny young man went up to the roof of his building one night trying to peak at his neighbors and saw a naked woman taking a shower in the building across the street. Horny young man got so excited he climbed over to the next building, broke into the woman’s house, grabbed a knife from the kitchen, stripped himself almost naked with only his boxers on.Apple Daily News, French Toast
Nov 30 2008
A 42 yr old truck driver and 40 a year old nurse have been married for 12 years and the wife recently filed for divorce. The wife told the judge that her husband has been verbally abusing her and is a peeping tom. He likes to peep while she’s in the shower. He’d also not let her sleep and would sniff her panties and bra in front of her if she refuses to have sex with him. Read the rest of this entry »Tags: Apple Daily News, French Toast
Nov 29 2008
A 67 year old grandmother was having an affair with a 71 year old man. One morning she called him up to go to the motel to have some fun, and they picked up some Chinese steamed meat buns on the way for breakfast. They started eating the buns after they got to the motel. The grandmother was eating too fast and started choking on it, so she ran into the bathroom trying to spit it out.Apple Daily News, French Toast
Nov 25 2008
A 53 year old truck driver ran out of gas on the highway. He parked the truck on the shoulder and walked to a gas station to get gas. He got hit while he was trying to put gas in his tank on the shoulder by another car. The driver of the other car was a 23 old woman who fell asleep behind the wheel. Read the rest of this entry »Tags: Apple Daily News, French Toast
A man suspected someone broke into his house and called the police. The police showed up and searched the whole house, but they didn’t find anything suspicious. As they were leaving, a policewoman heard a fainted sneezing sound when she walked pass the 2nd floor stairs. She asked if someone just sneezed, none of the policemen did. Read the rest of this entry »Tags: Apple Daily News, French Toast
Nov 18 2008
Two girls were sitting outside chatting. This guy walked funny passing them and they didn’t think too much of it. Then one of the girls noticed the guy was hiding at the corner of the street looking at them with his hand down his pants. The guy saw the girls notice him and started running away. The two girls tried to chase him and yell, “Stop you pervert!” but the guy still got away…Tags: Apple Daily News, French Toast
A man filed for restraining order against his ex-wife that he divorced 16 years ago. After their divorce, they both still lived in the same town as neighbors. The man owns a dry cleaning store. His ex-wife was not happy that he has new girlfriends. She would show up at his store to harass him and disrupt his business. She even beat up his girlfriends and once bit a police officer that responded to the scene.
July 1, 2008, the ex-wife showed up again at the dry cleaning store yelling. She scratched badly scratched her ex husband and grabbed his crotch very hard causing damages to his face, abdomen, burst his left testicle, and tore his testicular artery.
The judge approved the restraining order prohibiting the woman from coming with 1000 feet of her ex-husband, his girlfriends and the dry cleaning store.
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