Rabbit: Nature’s Cutest Killer


Tonight at the mall pet store I overheard a woman saying, “Rabbit, your nails are like hypodermic needles.  My arm!”

I’ve seen “Night of the Lepus” and “Monty Python and the The Holy Grail” so I know how deadly rabbits can be.  I got out of there while I still had my life.  The one thing the 70’s said to me was “You don’t fuck with rabbit, natures cutest killer.”

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