Fuck You Genie

Sometimes somebody you know is harassing the fuck out of you and keeps calling you day and night and you say stop calling and one time they say, "Your wish is my command" to you and you just want to smash that motherfucker right in the face because you know they will just keep calling no matter what they say.  So you just send them this email saying Fuck YOU Genie and then they probably won’t be bothering you for at least another hour.

You know who you are.