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Why sell to HorseVestors?

See what our customers have to say:

Horse Vestors Understood My Unique Situation
“…HorseVestors seemed to understand my unique situation. I found them open to discussion.  I broke my horses back making him drag oil barrels filled concrete around for no reason.  Horsevestors bought that horse before the ASPCA ever even found out.”

– Hope Taylor, Strick, MO

HorseVestors franchisees buy horses at a discount. But when they buy your horse, they will:

  • Pay cash or sugar cubes if requested
  • Pay most normal vet costs
  • Buy “as is”
  • Shin horses teeth
  • Typically close fast

People sell their horses to us for a variety of reasons, including:

  • Horse Foreclosure avoidance
  • Divorce
  • Job transfer
  • Upgrading to a car
  • Mange
  • Iheritance
  • Downsizing
  • Retiring

Our motto is “WE bought that horse!”

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8 thoughts on “WE BUY UGLY HORSES . COM

  1. Hoseshit!
    These a-hole clowns tried to rip me off!
    Besides, they don’t buy dead horses or horses that have nonadvantageous mutations or other animal parts grafted into them.
    I have no use for this business.
    By the way, does anybody know anyone whose in the market for a psychotic, homicidal monkey?
    20 years of LSD research for the government and this little fudger is finally ready to retire!!!

    1. That would be so cute to buy two pretty horses. Only I heard if you breed those it makes the ugly horse. Our method it to buy the ugly horses, breed them, then you have a 25 percent change to get the rare horse. The other horses I just let run wild in my neighbor’s field. He is old and sick so doesn’t know the difference anyway.

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