Truck Driver Hit By Sleep Deprived Woman, Body Parts Everywhere
A 53 year old truck driver ran out of gas on the highway. He parked the truck on the shoulder and walked to a gas station to get gas. He got hit while he was trying to put gas in his tank on the shoulder by another car. The driver of the other car was a 23 old woman who fell asleep behind the wheel.
The woman went to celebrate her birthday with her friends after her night shift and she hadn’t slept for 26 hours. She thought she hit the road guard or something and she didn’t stop. After she got home and took a shower, she saw the damage to the bumper, also the passenger side windows were broken with blood on them. She also found hair on the birthday cake box that was in the backseat and then she realized she hit somebody. The 53 year old man was probably hit by other cars after that and dragged on the road, his body parts were everywhere.
mmmm birthday cake with hair on it
gruesome.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA DUMB BITCH!!!!
The real irony is that the 53 year old truckdriver was actually engaged to strip at the woman’s birthday party, but only took the money and never showed up. Instead he accepted a job hauling a load of expired meat and dairy products to an insane asylum to the next tolwn.
Police are presently investigating it as a possible homicide. The woman has known anger management issues and is obsessed with gay porn featuring ‘hot man on man action’, as she described it once to an acquaintence.
As she angrily left her party after it was obviouys the stripper wasn’t going to show up, she was heard to say, “That little pansy ass doesn’t know what a fucking bitch he’s dealing with!”
I hit people all the time when I’m driving.
It’s fun!!