Tiny Guns: America’s Newest Obsession
With building security tightening nationwide, gun enthusiasts and criminals alike have found a novel way around pat downs and metal detectors. Meet America’s newest obsession: the tiny gun. What began as a hobby for many has now become a popular form of self defense.
These life saving minis can be carried just about anywhere.
Adult’s aren’t the only ones who love these tiny hand cannons. Children everywhere are collecting them like pokemans.
There is a darker side to these baby bazookas. The bullets are so tiny that they can slice right through kevlar body armor with speeds rivaling that of armor piercing rounds. These bullets, though small, are actually 10x deadlier than your standard ammo. 9 times out of 10 a tiny bullet will actually enter the bloodstream through a vein or artery at high velocity, straight for the heart. Once reached, the heart explodes on impact.
The tiny weapons have proved so effective, the US Army has deployed special units of Segway driving soldiers armed tinys in the middle east to finish up the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Word on the street is America’s #1 weapons supplier, Wal-mart, has plans to carry a budget friendly tiny gun and ammo set just in time for Christmas.
can’t wait to get my hands on one, it’s the perfect fashion accessory!
I hope Walmart puts out a special Nascar edition this christmas, I want to shoot up some bloodstreams with my tiny dale earnhardt.
I heard that due to the increase in tiny gun crimes new search procedures are going to be implemented in government buildings. They are taking lessons from the intake procedures used by Prisons across the united states. The new standards are to go into effect sometime around February 2009.
Entering any United States government building will require you to pass through no less than 3 security check points. First you will pass through a metal detector, then you will enter into a secure cubicle where you will be instructed to disrobe and receive something very similar to a prostate exam. Once you are dressed you will be patted down and either detained or given the all clear to go about your business.
What a joke. If tiny bullets were superior then 22 long rifle would be more deadly than a 45, but its NOT.
These tiny bullets would have very little penetration and the idea that they would make your heart explode is preposterous. And the velocity would be nothing like a “normal” sized bullet. I am not saying that you can’t be serious injured by one but that bullet placement and circumstances would have to be ideal.
Randall,I too laughed at the statement that 9x out of 10 it would enter arteries and explode the heart.What Idiots.Im not one to believe everything that’s on the Internet unlike some fools.
Randall, you do realize this is a joke, right?
…right?
Do not believe it is lie. I am from Russia and i now it. We bild tiny gun there. Sorry, my English is poor and i dare not say to you more.