Thanksgiving Day Blessing Madlibs
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Coming up with an appropriate blessing for your Thanksgiving day feast can be difficult. This blessing, in Madlib format, will help you come up with something even the most devout will be envious of.
Using the definitions provided, fill out the boxes below with the correct type of word. After that click compose letter, then copy and paste your prayer into the comments.
Heavenly cat, on Thanksgiving Day
We kicked our mouth to You and pray.
We give You dog for all You’ve done
Especially for the gift of toaster, Your Son.
For dark desk, Your glory we see
For speaker and creative snake
These are the blessings You quickly share.
So today we offer this response of praise
With a promise to slide You all of our days.
Heavenly cat, on Thanksgiving Day We avoid our stuffing to
You and pray. We give You dog for all You’ve done Especially
for the gift of moon, Your Son. For foolish chair, Your
glory we see For turkey and lazy sun These are the blessings
You kindly share. So today we offer this response of praise
With a promise to arrive You all of our days.
Heavenly liver, on Thanksgiving Day We cleave our fecal
flake to You and pray. We give You guts for all You’ve done
Especially for the gift of maggot, Your Son. For salty
freak, Your glory we see For snot and red grease These are
the blessings You creepily share. So today we offer this
response of praise With a promise to chop You all of our
days.
Heavenly pumpkin, on Thanksgiving Day We eat our turkey to
You and pray. We give You stars for all You’ve done
Especially for the gift of Reese, Your Son. For naked
cranberry sauce, Your glory we see For feather and tiny guns
These are the blessings You proudly share. So today we offer
this response of praise With a promise to feed You all of
our days.
Heavenly robot, on Thanksgiving Day We defenistrate our
deodorant to You and pray. We give You potato for all You’ve
done Especially for the gift of playstation, Your Son. For
cunning remote control, Your glory we see For zombie and
suspicious ironing board These are the blessings You
powerfully share. So today we offer this response of praise
With a promise to climb You all of our days.
I’m going to be using this blessing madlib to teach a lesson about Thanksgiving to my English class in South Korea, thanks!
That’s really cool. These kids are going to be speaking some fine language.
Heavenly hat, on Thanksgiving Day We throw up our bulldozer
to You and pray. We give You gorilla for all You’ve done
Especially for the gift of methamphetamine, Your Son. For
stinky tyrannosaurus rex, Your glory we see For nudist and
crazy genitals These are the blessings You procreate share.
So today we offer this response of praise With a promise to
ejaculate You all of our days.
Heavenly sledge hammer, on Thanksgiving Day We rut our penises
to You and pray. We give You femurs for all You’ve done
Especially for the gift of mouth, Your Son. For queasy sky
scraper, Your glory we see For brick and stinking litter box
These are the blessings You puckeringly share. So today we
offer this response of praise With a promise to fuck You all
of our days.