Black is the New Soylent Green
Pasta Tagliatelle is Black People!?! (more…)
Bixby
Avatar Suicide Prevention with Billy Wizard
Pants on the ground is a life changing song it helps young people not kill theyselves after seeing Avatar the...
Everything Has Boobs: October is Breast Awareness Month
"Everything has got boobs, even my dad and guys, "exclaims 7 year old Charlie Percheffons, the winner of the October...
September 27th is National Bat Brushing Day
This little known day of celebration gets bat owners and bat lovers alike a chance to celebrate their little flying...
Happy One Year Anniversary! EMToast
Click to check out the EMToast Year One Retrospective.
EMToast Year One Retrospective
Itâs officially one year since the creation of EMToast. I would like to extend a special thank you to the...
Parenting IS for everybody, even people who hate kids
He kind of makes you feel sad like that song about the electric bear from The Notwist. His parents had...
Jealous Horse Loses Eye, Rainbow Horn Unicorn to Blame
A unicorn is a wonderful thing. The very best unicorns have rainbow horns and like to drive around in cars...
The Super Duper Vegan Egan Power Hour
A rollicking good time for all!! He rides to work in a top hat and tails, his vehicle is a...
Horrorscopes for July 2009
Aries- your elderly dad thinks you are an asshole. Prove him right and live down to his expectations dear Aries...
Dolphin Rape Caught on Film
Australian tourist, Karl Jurg, captured a horrifying event while vacationing in Florida. (more…)
Scientists Translate Chihuahua Barks
Scientists translate Chihuahua barks - they're saying "I'm a tiny asshole."
Laser Dog Protects Billy Wizard’s Shit
Billy Wizard and Laser Dog Sent in by 7 year old Fritzy McGee of Lansing Michigan (more…)
"Suck My Bolt!" Robot Uprising Begins
The robot uprising has begun. The first soldier in the war against humans was a tiny worker bot named robot...
Dirty Germs With Comb Overs
Readers submission from Fritzy McGee (age 7) of Lansing Michigan (more…)
The Boy Who Became a Pervy Old Man
When I was a boy I used to see these dirty old perverts and Iâd say to myself man thatâs...
Mike the Bear Wakes Up. ROAR!!!
MIKE WAKES UP ROAR!!! Look how happy he is in the morning. He stretches his legs and pounds his chest. ...
Hidden van Gogh Painting Discovered in Berlin Museum
Mens van de Ezels de Slepende Hond By Theodore van Gogh Curators at the Staatliche Museen zu Berlin have discovered...
Nocturnal Creature Stalks New Jersey Suburb
Fairlawn, NJ- The normally quiet nights of this lazy suburb have been pierced by strange mewling noises, what is even...
Strange Creature Discovered in Tunguska Wasteland
Lake Cheko- Scientists have discovered an previously unknown species in the center of the Tunguska Region. This strange discovery comes...
Pervert Breaks in House and Ruins Easter
Little Billy and Suzy came running downstairs first thing in the morning in search of their Easter baskets. Only to...
Horrorscopes for the Week of February 22nd
ARIES--you are going to encounter the corpse of GG Allin in a Starbucks on Wednesday. He is going to hold...
Werewolves: the Original UnAmerican
Werewolves have been the greatest threat to national security since the early part of the 19th century. Lincoln was at...
Perfect Nails Made Easy: 8 Feet in 8 Weeks
The luxurious life of the privileged is at your fingertips and toetips in just 8 short weeks. The revolutionary new...
Horrorscopes for the Week of January 25th, 2009
Aries-On Thursday you will be dreaming about a werewolf plane being made love to by a screaming plane and then ...
Anybody Votes! Office Horrors: Creepy Vs Werewolf
There are hundreds of horrors that greet us everyday in the office. From sneezing babies, to prehistoric insects, you just...
Werewolf Sighting: Ass Dragging Werewolf Ruins Carpet
January 15, 2009 A Greenbay Wisconsin woman returned home friday afternoon to find a creature defiling her living room carpet....
In Theaters This Week "The Wrestler" the Feel Good Movie of the Year
Check it out people! The Wrestler from Fox Searchlight Pictures opened in theaters this week. Charlize Theron has reprised her...
Weekly Horrorscopical Preparations for the ’09
in 2009 ARIES: Everyone hates the boss at some time or another, but they can usually get by without call...
Horrorscopes for the Week of Santa Please-Put-The-Robot-Back-In-Christmas Week
ARIES: Donât count on getting shit for Christmas, Santa has had it with you. You know, you have been pretty...
Horrorscopes for the Week of December 8th
ARIES- The less you say the more intelligent people will think you are, well the less chances you have you...
Workplace Mystery #208: The Money Changers
It happens every day. This phenomena, it comes without warning, without reason. People go to work, not to work but...
Horrorscopes for the Week of Turkey Holocaust #479
Aries: Your life has become as complicated as a Marble Madness diagram. The planetary alignment of Pluto and Uranus is...
Horrorscopes for the week of November 16th
ARIES- The alignment of the planets suggests you might be thinking of making your crush a token of affection from...
Horrorscopes For The Week of November 2nd
ARIES: This is your week to shine dear Aries. Put people in their places and let them know who is...
Creepy Sightings – The Simian Swarm
Study the little creep's face on the carton and see if you can find him before he finds you where...
Horrorscopes for the Week of October 19th
Capricorn- Remember it is better to kick someone in the back than to punch him or her in the face....
Creepy Sightings
Find him before he finds you! (more…)
