Strange Creature Discovered in Tunguska Wasteland
Lake Cheko- Scientists have discovered an previously unknown species in the center of the Tunguska Region. This strange discovery comes one hundred and one years after a 30 megaton blast scorched 50 kilometers of forest in the early hours of the morning.
Professor Chekaren Suslov and a team of scientists, were visiting the Podkamennaya Tunguska River basin as part of a survey for the Soviet Academy of Sciences to collect mineral deposits and vegetation samples.
Suslov said that, “I was at the far end of a ridge taking core samples of fallen trees, I spotted something fleshy looking emerging from the ground near the tree. I jumped back because nothing lives in this remote region of the Siberian taiga since the blast. The thing seemed to be blind as it was walking very slowly and bumping into bits of rock and twigs.”
Suslov and his team brought the creature back inside of a canister normally used to transport vegetation samples. The Academy has not released an official statement as to what species this creature is and why it has made its home in the desolate Siberian taiga.
oh my god that is the most horrifying creature ever. it’s like a mix between a pig and a potato and a rat
i think the creepiest part is the warty papery skinned nipples
shitily photoshope a face to this and that is what you get
Here is something funny someone posted onbannination.com
gahbrone: Ugh, brilliant!
An animal that no one has ever seen before, that exists in one isolated environment in the entire universe… they have no idea what it’s life is like, no idea what it eats, what won’t stress it, what won’t kill it, and they can’t just take a picture or video??
They have to PACK HIM up in a canister!?
What is it with humans? Why can’t they just ENJOY it and at the very least STUDY it before they (end up) killing it!
Surfnazi: Considering it’s a mole rat with a person’s face shittily photoshopped onto it, it’s no great loss if it died.
poor little guy why can’t they just enjoy him without packing him into a canister?
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Jinny
the rat’s nipples and neck freak me out
this makes me horny haha
hahahaahaha
\m/ get a life
shut up JJ!
i think that is the ugliest think i ever saw.
Obviously a fake…
Professor Chekaren Suslov’s expedition took place in 1926, how could he take a digital picture of an alive creature ?
The Tunguska event was caused by the explosion of an meteoroid or a comet fragment in the atmosphere (and not on the ground), no radiations that would cause mutations were emitted… It is not a nuclear bomb lol!
By the way, the blast during the Tunguska event is estimated to be in the 3/10 Mt range (not 30).
Finally, this picture represents a mix of a baby female rat/mouse (or something like that) with an actual human baby face (which is sick dude)…
Anyway, most of the ppl will know that this is a fake… (well I hope). I’m just posting for the few idiots that might think that this is actually true… -_-
You probably say the same thing about God. Sad…
obviously
to CriticalMind:
Obviously you know nothing…
First of all, the pic has been taken recently, not in 1926 (“sientists”).
Then: a meteoride or anything else for that matter may overheat, maybe even melt from friction, but does not explode.
A rat/mouse has the eyes on the side, not in front. And last not least: I think you should have a good look at a babys mouth: does it really look like on this photo? Is really every strange animal fake?
Check all the other bizarre animals that have ben discovered in recent times!
Meteoroids DO explode. He said that the scientist referenced in the post did his expedition in 1926 so how could he take a DIGITAL PHOTO. This is a naked mole rats body with a baby’s face with its mouth open photoshopped on and the rats mouth in the middle of the baby’s mouth. So in reality you are even more brain dead than the OP.
idiot
That wasnt a meteoric explosion omg XD ur one of the few idiots who think that XDXDXD
Before you try to act smart consider the FACT that you are really stupid!
They are saying that the expedition took place 101 years previous the explosion. That would mean 1908 + 101 = 2009.
Quote: “By the way, the blast during the Tunguska event is estimated to be in the 3/10 Mt range (not 30).”
Let me explain what you thought you are saying:
The blast, according to wikipedia, is estimated to have been as powerful as an explosion of 10-15 Megatones of TNT.
What does Mt mean in you little brain? does it mean meters ( the 3/10 Mt range) ? :))
I agree with you on one matter – the photo does seem fake, Genius!
Hey. Are you a scientist? Thank you for clearing the facts up on these guys.
It has a human head??? Maybe Photoshoped?
Say it ain’t so.
You think? Of course it’s Photoshoped. It’s very obvious as well.
I’ve always been intrigued by Tunguska and so I googled it! I never considered that the incident had effected biological transformations of this kind. But I have a very open mind. What happened to the creatures hair, is it female and why is it grimacing?
I believe the creature is looking at a small piece of potato that is being offered to it just out of the shot
looks like an alien abortion.
thank you mctoast for once again putting me off my food!!!
)i should find out where you can buy south african mole rats on line, they’d make great stocking stuffers(
If you enlarge the photo you can easily tell that it’s a poorly executed Photoshop fake.
That’s just what they want you to think.
Hey Mr. photoshop expert, I’m surprised you don’t know a faked fake when you one!
have you ever been to the taiga, everything looks poorly photoshopped there, it’s a way of life man
uh, thats…”when you SEE one.”
Note that nose and teeth,too obviously a fake.
yeah can you believe it dentures and a prosthetic nose Totally fake
it really looks like a human!!! it must a human of another planet.
eterocefalo glabro?
I think it’s very very similar to Heterocephalus glaber….
It does look strangely similar. Maybe it’s a heterocephalus glaber mutation?
dude, you are either trying to get a rise out of other morons who think this is real; or better yet; you’re a moron.
i; guess; I’m a; moron;
dude;!
Photoshop! It has the head of a human and the body of something like a naked mole rat (actual animal). I can see that this was wasily done with photo editing hardware.
This is because 1. The fake teeth/fangs are blurry, while the rest of the body is not.
2. The head has human facial structure and human teeth. (Asian appearence)
3. The skin of the head is blurred and smoothed over, and does not match the texture of the rest of the body.
4. I just looked up a picture of a naked mole rat to give you all an example of what i was talking about, and i came across the original picture of the image above in the following link.
Enjoy. http://academic.reed.edu/biology/courses/BIO342/2010_syllabus/web_2010/qaic_site/images/naked-mole-rats.jpg
the teeth are actually REAL!
YOU ARE JUST UPSET THAT SOMEONE POSTED A PIC OF YOUR WEIRD SISTER, YA KNOW…. THE ONE YOUR MOM KEEPS IN THE BASEMENT.
I think you might be a racists, that head is not asian!
even if it was what does that have to do with anything!?!?!
this is so fake
I agree, this is fake. Clearly photoshopped on the head. I used to make pics like this to fool my friends.
perhaps you sir are the one who photoshopped this photo and caused this controversy
If someone, against all odds, still think this is a real photo; here is the photo of the naked mole rat it was based on: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,326355,00.html
That link has been posted several times. What you fail to realize is that FOX and others have created the “real” naked mole rat from the actual one with human features.
haha i must be misunderstanding you….your saying FOX photoshopped the real naked mole rat photo from this one with the human features??? You cant be that much a moron, I must have misunderstood what your were saying
The real naked mole rat is fake.
Sir I think you are clearly being confused.
if you looks up that scientist names he is real, and so is tunguska read your fact before you make accusings of peoples of lies! there are creature of this world that people have no knowings of that become apparent after discoveries the world over, just look at these gorilla no people knew of thems until the beginning time of the last century, please do not be so ignorant of knowledges you do no service to your self
if you scroll up you can see that muthu guy admitted to making the photoshop he is the one that duped fox news
Whoever photoshopped this, get up with the latest version or at least use the healing brush a bit better. Horribly photoshopped…If your going to leave the body so detailed…don’t completely smooth out the photoshopped head. FAIL. Give up loser.
You just don’t get it do you? Looks like naked mole rats took your brain cells.
lol yeaaaaah cuz you know fox news makes up normals species like naked mole rats from some retarded looking thing that is only found on this one web page….why the fuck am i arguing with you, your clearly “special” or just fucking with people.
I think you might be obsessed with the naked mole rat
I think you might be onto something thank you for pointing that out because now I doubt the validity of the other news on this site such as dolphin rape, shark tooth gum and JLo shitting her pants.
hilarious!
it looks like my baby pictures mamma took of me when i was just a little boy
looks more like obama’s baby pictures to me…..
hey maybe the republicans have finally found a presidential type canidate
so, what’s the conclusion? it’s been a month -_-
Obviously real.
Ever notice their are no photos of whoever is responsible for this site here?
Well, now you’ve found one.
Bet you won’t approve this comment because it’s the TRUTH!
I admit it. I am the tunguska creature!!! Tunguska creatures are responsible for this whole site!
I believe the creatur of this site is the west dakota badass
https://emtoast.com/?p=1703
Interesting theory indeed.
Actually it could be the weirdest creature here, the uncle from the foot story!
Does it taste like chicken?
It’s more like a frog flavor
Actually, having been marooned in the Tunguska region myself for a month during the summer of ’82, I had the misfortune of having to live on these repulsive creatures as they were my only source of food. The only other fauna in the region that I observed were giant bearlike creatures of prehistoric proportions that only wandered about at night. Fortunately they glowed in the dark. They slew their prey by emmitting a sort of paralysing beam from their eyes. This fact alone rendered them an unfavorble food source.
As I said, I lived on the flesh of these disgusting creatures for four weeks.
They actually taste like buttered popcorn.
I have a few pounds of them yet in my freezer.
If you crack the head open, the juice is not unlike coconut fruit juice.
I always wanted to ride on the back of one of those bearlike creatures. Wasn’t that a ride at Disney back in the 70’s? I think too many kids got killed by the laser eyes and they had to shut it down.
Now the creatures aimlessly roam the streets of Annahiem at night feeding off the few homeless who injudiciously wander into town looking for handouts.
It’s just a naked mole rat with a human face photoshopped onto it.
You’re not the first one to say so. Are you sure that’s not just what “they” want you to believe.
This is your best photoshop work.
yeah this is fake, that is a naked mole-rat. here is the link to a pic i found. it looks strikingly similar. http://www.google.ca/imgres?q=naked+mole+rat&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&biw=1138&bih=555&tbm=isch&tbnid=td6GyY0DmIUnkM:&imgrefurl=http://www.livescience.com/7318-animal-study-stress-induce-hum
I believe this is a photoshopped picture of a testicle (within the scrotum) with the head of a child.
You’re right. It is…
I heard it was your baby picture with the bearskin rug photoshopped out.
the creature must be fake because their story is fake because first of all the tunguska valley is not still lifeless at the point of the explosion . they have found life form of plants far larger than regular plant life form on earth today and
the pic is photoshopped
Вы там вообще ёбнулись у себя в штатах???
Oh my God. Look at the picture, you morons: it’s obviously fake!
Quite a sensible man.
this is photoshop! low class!
I bet they used the photoshop express trial version. Very low class indeed.
*Facepalm*
This animal is called “Bald/Naked Mole Rat” They live underground and the face is Photoshopped.
I feel bad that they have to live underground with photoshopped faces like that. It looks painful.
Nice Photoshop
Lame Photoshop
Toastmaster, It’s either you posted this using another name and just comments trolling and bugging people about your nonsense
or you hit your head with a mouse during the photoshp session for you to religiouslt belive that this is true.. haha
Well the fox news report was published BEFORE you photoshoped the picture and then you copied it.. too bad .. it’s easy to fins the original pictures of the Naked Mole Rat and the baby online using google.. and uploading a copy of the baby’s face and the molerat to see where photo was initially posted from.. and it’s from here
http://64.19.142.11/a57.foxnews.com/www.foxnews.com/images/340337/450/350/0_21_061009_mole_rat.jpg
Just dont give me that bullshit about believing it and Im a moron.. for I am – – along with the 54 people who said it was photoshoped..
so Shut the eff up
Cheers!
Everyone is entitled to an opinion. I don’t censor. I suggest you do some more homework. Start from the homepage http//:emtoast.com review some of the other posts then you will see how serious this is. When you see an army of these creatures arrive in your back yard eating all your lemon garlic shrimp, then you come back and tell me how bad the photoshop is.
Hello, Im back.. It was really bad.. so Obvious kind of Bad
Hi how are you doing? Is your garden ok?
and I doubt you would even approve my first comment
Here is the original picture!
http://www.reed.edu/biology/professors/srenn/pages/teaching/web_2010/qaic_site/images/naked-mole-rats.jpg
yolo lololololol
this thread has gone wilde.. a bunch of psychoes/… It’s obviously a fake
I am an artificial human. This site is generated by bots.
I call BS
i typed in naked mole rat on google and like the 3 picture that popped up was the original image before it was photoshopped
Are you sure it wasn’t the other way around? Spooky…