Sneezing Thief Needs Claritin-D

A man suspected someone broke into his house and called the police.  The police showed up and searched the whole house, but they didn’t find anything suspicious.  As they were leaving, a policewoman heard a fainted sneezing sound when she walked pass the 2nd floor stairs.  She asked if someone just sneezed, none of the policemen did.  Then the owner of the house said oh there’s a cubbie hole underneath the stairs that he usually uses for storage and that’s exactly where the sneezing sound came from.  The police opened up the cubbie hole found 2 men hiding in there sweating their butts off and arrested them.

Apparently the 2 thieves had nowhere to run when the police showed up and decided to hide in there.  While the police were cuffing them, thief A complained to thief B, it’s all your fault that we got caught.  Thief B said I can’t help it, I have allergies!