Singer Shits and Fouls Up Stage

NEWS FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: Robin Think “I’ll Give You My Lovin’ (Like It Or Not) singer caused another uproar at a concert this past weekend.  A combination of poor diet choices and a digestive disorder caused him to suffer a bowel malfunction.  Not only did he shit all over the stage, but he also regurgitated foamy green beans on stage like a sick cat. Two of his dancers slipped in his muck and are expected to sue.  His wife Ashley Johnson remains by his side.

In our boring universe somebody with bad eyesight texted me this.