Perfect Nails Made Easy: 8 Feet in 8 Weeks
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See what it feels like to be a tip-toeing eagle!!!
Rip through your sheets!!!
Never wear closed toe shoes again!!
Never wipe your ass again without assistance!!
Never work again, go on permanent disability and let the state pay for your every need and whim.
Never brush your hair, teeth, feed or dress yourself, open doors, cans, packages, drive, shower, tie your shoes, never do anything ever again!!
Treat yourself to a bottle today for just 3 easy payments on $29.99
I’m never doing anything without help again. Thanks no bitez. Ow I tore out my eyeball.
sooooo gross……
DISGUSTING!
this shit is nasty mii feet dnt look like this
i know im glad my feet didn’t look this tooo! 4real
thatz grose who would want fingernails and toenails like that!!!!! i have 2 go puke now!!!
Thats SO sexy!
(yeahhhhhhh)
eww what sorta person r u?
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Amazes me that there are women who would actually like to do this.
Ever go to an office and the aa bitch behind the desk types REAL slow and carefully because she has
these stupidly long fucking nails? Why do they keep someone so useless on?
Are big long shiney nails some kind of disability or something?
I mean, WTF?
omg that look like real shit
that is soooooooooooooooooo( grose )
Class this , not wiping my but again