Mario Finally Retires from Jumping After 40 Years

After 40 long years of tirelessly jumping over obstacles and enemies, Mario has announced his retirement from jumping. The Italian plumber, who has become an icon in the world of gaming, has finally decided to hang up his jumping shoes and move on to new adventures.

According to Mario’s agent, Luigi, the decision to retire came after Mario suffered a knee injury during his last adventure. “He’s been pushing himself too hard for too long,” Luigi explained. “It’s time for him to take a break and let his body rest.”

Mario, who has saved the Mushroom Kingdom countless times, was known for his signature jump move, which he used to jump over gaps, stomp on enemies, and even reach high places. But as he grew older, the jumps became harder and harder to execute, and the toll on his body became too much to bear.

Fans of the beloved plumber expressed shock and sadness at the news of his retirement. “I can’t believe it,” said Toad, a longtime friend of Mario’s. “Jumping was his thing! What’s he going to do now?”

According to sources close to Mario, he has already started exploring new hobbies and interests, including baking and playing golf. “He’s always loved baking,” Luigi said. “He’s been experimenting with new recipes and even started a blog about it.”

Mario’s retirement from jumping has also sparked a debate among gamers about the future of the Mario franchise. Some worry that without Mario’s signature move, the games will lose their appeal. Others believe that it’s time for the franchise to evolve and explore new gameplay mechanics.

Meanwhile, Mario’s arch-nemesis, Bowser, was quick to comment on the news of his retirement. “Ha! I knew he was getting old,” Bowser sneered. “I guess I won’t have to worry about him jumping over my traps anymore.”

Despite the mixed reactions to his retirement, Mario remains optimistic about his future. “I’ve had a great run,” he said in a statement. “But it’s time for me to move on to new challenges. Who knows, maybe I’ll even start my own baking show.”

As for his fans, they will always remember Mario for his bravery, his humor, and, of course, his jumping skills. “He may be retired from jumping,” Toad said. “But he’ll always be a hero to us.”