Laser Dog Protects Billy Wizard’s Shit
Billy Wizard and Laser Dog Sent in by 7 year old Fritzy McGee of Lansing Michigan
Fritzy writes:
"HI Emtoast,
This is going to be my new dad I think. His name is Billy Wizard, my mom calls him that and he calls her wizard sleeve and talks to her pants crotch. I guess he is ok, he has a cool beard and he said his dog will shoot lasers out of his eyes at me if I touch any of his shit,when he is asleep on he couch I touch his shit because I want to see the lasers. I think maybe the dog is old and his lasers burned out because he doesn’t shoot them at me. I don’t tell Billy Wizard because I think it might make him feel bad that his dog lasers don’t work and all his shit gets touched besides I don’t want him to know I touch his shit when he is asleep sometimes I throw Captain Crunch into the hair that swirls around his nipples because he always wears no shirt and I do not like to see the white hairs. ok bye for now
Fritzy McGee"
what is going on in that picture?
fritzy better watch it or one day that dog may loose it and disintigrate him!!
When I’m really horny I shoot lazers out of my…uh…fingers.
I used ta have me one uh them lazer eye dogs.
Had to have it put down though.
Damned thing was killin everybody.