Jealous Horse Loses Eye, Rainbow Horn Unicorn to Blame
A unicorn is a wonderful thing. The very best unicorns have rainbow horns and like to drive around in cars and their tongues flap back just like a big dumb dog.
Some black horses are so surprised to see the unicorn being chauffeured around in cars when they have to walk that their eyes bulge out in surprise.
The most jealous of horses get so surprised that their eye pops right out of the socket and then they just have a crusty brown hole where their big white eye used to be. Also their blonde mane turns a dirty grey because it is stressful trying to find grass to eat when all you have is a big brown O for an eye.
I like horses. They have shiny teeth.
horthes!
thats what happens to jealous black horses. eyes blow out of their heads.
would’nt it have been better for them to have just enrolled in community college and better themselves instead of just being envious?
you are a sick sick man you jerk I do not ever want to see you again! How could you have done that to me, I think that you should be dropped in fire and then get rammed by a rainbow unicorn.
Horthes are tho thexy.
is this suppose to be racist propaganda?
No it’s not, unfortunately it seems some people are misinterpreting it.
racist propaganda?
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids!
Horses are always getting into mischief.
They need tyo be kept locked in the stable.
May I use the first picture?
Thanks for asking. What will you use it for? If it’s for non-commercial purpose and with attribution to EMToast.com that will be ok.
Ummh, I spent like 2min in making the the worst intro ever in Windows movie maker for my friend that is making a youtube channel… I know..
Where’s the link? I want to check it out.