Instant Beauty: Eyebrows the Only Item You Need
Thin droopy eyebrows got you down? Poorly defined bushy brows? All that’s in the past. It’s 2009 now, a new era in eyebrow fashion. Tired of guys looking only at your chest? Force them to look you in the eye. Paste-N-Go is now offering a new line of thick dark luscious brows with bold edges and thick styles. They’re easy. Either wax or shave off the existing damaged eyebrow material, then microwave the Paste-N-Gos for 2 minutes and attach to the face. You can even trim the edges with scissors to give them the “edge” you’re looking for, or angle them for that stern I-mean-business look. Available exclusively at Harmon Discount Health and Beauty.
omg, it’s sold out at every harmon! I called the 1800-go-harmon helpline and they don’t even know when they’d be able to restock this again since it’s too popular! darn it, I want me some Past-N-Gos!
I am too poor for paste-n-gos 🙁 electrical tape and hot glue are the next best thing after a while you build up scars from the hot glue, then you no longer need the electrical tape, you just get a super thick sharpy and the scars make your brows extra stern and bushy like if tommy lee jones and christian lacroix’s new spring line had a baby, it is hot with one thousand ts
This is just fucking stupid. I can’t believe this is a real thing.
no, its true. i think i remember they had a line of mustaches and goaties for men.
at least i think they did, unless i dreamt it….
dreams and reality are basically the same thing when you are a sleepwalker
who told you that?
I just told you.
how do you know its true, about the sleepwalkers?
never read that in the literature.
I just made it up. It’s probably true.
oh. ok. sure.
could be.
Groucho Marx eyebrows.
So very sexy….
I dream this is reality and I reality this is a dream.
these eyebrows are all over the women today, in the commercials and the fashion shows. I have even seen them on the street. dogs all of them! bushy browed dogs they look like neanderthals