In a Shocking Revelation, World Leaders From Every Corner of the Globe Admitted Today That They Have No Idea What They’re Doing

Speaking to reporters, President Joe Biden of the United States said, ‘I’ll be honest with you, I have no clue what I’m doing. I just try to take things one day at a time and hope for the best.’

Similarly, British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak admitted that he was ‘winging it’ and that he had ‘no real plan’ for how to deal with the ongoing global economic crisis.

Even leaders of powerful countries like China and Russia were candid about their lack of direction. ‘I’m just making it up as I go along,’ said Chinese President Xi Jinping. ‘I’m not even sure how I got here.’

The admissions have caused widespread panic among citizens, with many questioning the competency of their leaders. ‘I always suspected they didn’t know what they were doing, but I never thought they would actually admit it,’ said one concerned citizen.

“I can’t believe they’re just winging it like this,” added another. “It’s like they’re just making it up as they go along and hoping for the best.”

“I don’t know what to think anymore,” said a third citizen. “I trusted them to lead us, and now it turns out they have no idea what they’re doing. It’s terrifying.”

Despite the uncertainty, world leaders assured their citizens that they would continue to do their best and try to figure things out as they go. ‘We may not know what we’re doing, but we’ll do our best to fake it until we make it,’ said French President Emmanuel Macron.

As the world grapples with this revelation, one thing is clear: the future looks uncertain, and it’s anyone’s guess what will happen next.”