I dreamt I was convicted of being an asshole

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i had a dream about satan and some cave that had an outcropping in it that was carved to look like the top of the devils head like from the top of his horns down to his top teeth and you could stand under it and put your head inside of it and satan came and he was black not red, then i woke up with the phrase of your convicted of being an asshole in my head.  it was weird

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4 thoughts on “I dreamt I was convicted of being an asshole

  1. You must be a Sybil gifted with second sight!! I am convinced your dream is telling you something.
    As for your sentence, maybe now you have some understanding of why you are cursed to write for this wretched website. Get used to it, you’ll likely be doing it for eternity chained to a red hot desk in the fiery bowels of hell!

    1. I believe that is what one considers a private asshole. You have enough sense to keep your asshole ideas and thoughts to yourself, so no one know’s you’re an asshole except god and the devil

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