Horrorscopes for the Week of December 11
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). You will do anything to make others feel uncomfortable, even in their own homes. Your intention is to act as a host, but in a twisted and malicious way. Your friendly attitude will attract misfortune and strife.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Help will come from nowhere, not even from the people who promised to provide it. If you keep working hard, your team will eventually replace you with a robot.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). You have many flaws, but it’s your stubbornness that makes you a loser. It’s your day to learn the difference between helpful and unhelpful input, especially coming from other people.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Your creations may bring you temporary joy, but they also come with a darker side. Your work may be criticized or rejected, causing you to feel disillusioned and unhappy.
ARIES (March 21-April 19). You may be there for your friends and loved ones, but ultimately, you are alone in your struggles. Your presence may not make a difference in the grand scheme of things, and shared grief only provides fleeting comfort.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Your charm may be a tool for manipulation, allowing you to win people over to your side for your own gain. But be careful, as your actions may come back to haunt you.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Your typical routine may be disrupted by unforeseen circumstances, causing chaos and uncertainty. You may be forced to adapt, but the resulting chaos may leave you feeling anxious and out of control.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). You may have chased your dreams, but not all of them may have come to fruition. The ones that have slipped through your fingers may be lost forever, leaving you with a sense of longing and regret.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Relationships may be volatile, with people’s true colors coming to light. As you get to know someone better, you may begin to see their flaws and imperfections, causing you to question the future of the relationship.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). It’s important to remember that observation does not equal judgment. Once you become personally involved in a situation, it may be difficult to remain objective, leading to conflicts and misunderstandings.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). It’s said that the only way to truly control others is through fear and intimidation. Use that same principle on yourself. Silence your internal voices with threats and violence. The harsh, unforgiving scream of madness will echo in your mind.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). It’s time to deceive yourself. Don’t sell yourself short, but definitely don’t sell yourself tall either because that’s a good way to seem desperate and insecure. Look into the dark void of your own mind. Stop when it consumes you.
TODAY’S BIRTHDAY (Dec. 13). You’ll be consumed by self-doubt and fear this year, unable to trust yourself or your choices. As you struggle to find your way, you’ll be trapped in a cycle of misery and regret. Gemini and Libra will turn their backs on you, and your luck will run dry. Your unlucky numbers are: 3, 15, 23, 7, and 9.