help me i am so sick i think i have wet tail

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wet tail

Wet tail is a terrible affliction that can infect your pet hamster or even cartoon mice.  Beware the wet tail.  Besides dripping blue and yellow goo from the tip of your tail it can also cause your one mouse paw to turn into  a tiny yellow circle and the other hand might become a white globe and your ears will be become hexagons.  Also your rear mouse paws can disintegrate and one eye will droop and a piece of you mouse shorts will become disembodied from their own selves.  Use protection mice, you DO NOT want to catch wet tail.  Watch out for all those sexy little mexican mice making their way north, they are part rat and they are unclean.

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6 thoughts on “help me i am so sick i think i have wet tail

  1. wet tail is so sad because there is nothing you can do except watch them die and you have to keep checking to make sure they are dead by prodding them with a crayola marker because your mom won’t let you touch them because she is afraid you will get wet tail too. any rodent pet you get from a ben franklin is guaranteed to have wet tail or develop it shortly after you bring it home. poor little guy

  2. I think I saw a sick squirrel infected with wet tail in the neighborhood a while back, it was so sad to watch.

  3. I get real sad when I see kangaroos with wet tail.
    then we have to shoot them and send them to burger king.

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