Grampa and the Girl Goggle their Yoohoo FaceBox
Grampa: What are all these broccoli doing here? It’s not Christmas?
The girl: Wha? What happened to Midnight?
Grampa: He bleach hisself in carrot juice. Call him Snowy now.
The girl: How does carrot do that?
Grampa: I don’t know. All these dogs are doing it. It’s on my Yoohoo! homepage.
Just look it up. “Dog + Bleach + Heself+ epidemic + Carrot + Fur Panic”
The girl: …
Grampa: Now let’s see if anybody FaceCoded me on FaceBox.
The girl: Ok I gotta study for the S.A.T.’s
Grampa: Why bother. Just hire a super smart Mexican to take it for you. Use your brain meat and look it up.
The girl: Isn’t that a federal crime. That’s cheating.
Grampa: Who cares. I Goggled it. They don’t put them in jail. They’re super smart Mexicans from right across the border. They just deport them and everyone wins.
Ooh look somebody sent me a tomato for my FarmBox.
man I haven’t been on my farm box in years, all my shit is probably dead from cholera, I need to goggle that and see if that can really happen
I love reading about spring/winter romances.
Heartwarming!
i wish facebox was still free , I would still play farmhouse town, but since I got that email from them asking for my paypal info I shut that shit down.