George Clooney Comes Forward. Bill Cosby Raped Me
This is “Tattling with Tanya” Calumny the hallucinatory gossip columnist. Tanya is a proud Wernicke–Korsakoff syndrome survivor which gives her special expertise in fabrication, detraction and defamation.
Have you heard the latest? Actor George Clooney came forward with a shocking confession . “Bill Cosby drugged me, then Bill Cosby raped me.” Clooney met with L.A. cops today to file charges.
After George heard the rape stories from the other women, he started having flashbacks and remembered that Cosby had drugged him during one of their visits to the Playboy Mansion. He woke up to find a naked Cosby fondling him.
George knew he had a criminal case against Cosby when he remembered one killer fact. There are hundreds of hidden cameras at the playboy mansion.
Clooney told me, “Why, I remember one time Hefner took me into the back room and was showing me footage from all over the place. And he was recording all of it. It’s my understanding that he has warehouses full of tapes going back 50 years. I’m actually afraid to watch the tape.”
Amal stated, “Yes, and with these tapes we can prove what Cosby has done.”
Clooney is the lone male to come forward against Cosby joining more than 15 women to accuse Coby of sexual assault.
Amal said, “George feels a strong responsibility to defend women and will stop this man from what he is doing. Cosby will not stop unless he is stopped. George’s may be the only case that has not exceeded the statue of limitations. Cosby will be brought to justice one way or another. You have my word.”
Cosby’s lawyer had no comment, but Cosby was reportedly shitting his pants when he heard the news.
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