Mike the Bear Wakes Up. ROAR!!!
MIKE WAKES UP
ROAR!!!
Look how happy he is in the morning. He stretches his legs and pounds his chest. “ROAR” , he says as he greets the day. First he begins by combing out his massive amounts of body hair. Then on to breakfast, perhaps a deer or maybe two.
Mike must be off to work where he roars and grumbles through his day. Mike is a bear and makes sure everyone knows it. If you see mike say “Hi, Mike” and make sure to throw him some raw meat, or he might bite you. It has been known for bears to have rabies. So be on the look out for Mike. Remember he is a bear so be polite and always caring a tasty treat.
Special points of interest:
- Mike tries to disguise himself among two small bears
- The White Spray paint won’t work Mike
- Poor Mike he is such a bear
FIGHT OVER LUNCH ENDS IN DEATH
Mike spies a co-worker horning in on his lunch. A fight is sure to ensue. Don’t mess with Mikes lunch.
what it must be like to be such a bear
Two deer for breakfast?!? what an appetite Mike the Bear has!
I am thinking of that clip from, “When animals attack” where that holiday shutterbug got ripped to ribbons by that grizzly bear.
Bears are stupid and this story is boring.
I used to hunt bears for soup.
greasy soup.
i hated it.