Do This Next Time Your Man Gives You Flowers and His Heart will Detonate
If a man gives you flowers, thank him, blow your nose, and tell him the flowers smell of piss. – Old Welsh Proverb
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oh sirs just in times for the valentine holiday. I shall hope my woman does not portray such indignant actions towards my gift of affection.