Dear Stinkbug, I Love You, Now Die
Dear Stinkbug,
I do not appreciate coming home to find you on my toothbrush. Since you touched it, I am going to be nice enough to give it to you, you are going to need it, as a life raft. I hope you enjoy the rest of your life on my toothbrush inside of a ziplock bag full of chicken blood you little bastard.
Love,
Bixby
XOXOXO
i hate those things!
You have stinkbugs running around your place?
Gee, you must be really stinky!!!
You don’ t have them on the west coast? They are an epidemic in the east.
I had to throw out a whole bucket of Popeyes because their were stinkbugs in it!
Apparently they LOVES dat chicken!