Cormac McCarthy Madlibs: The Road
Using the definitions provided, and your imaginations, fill out the boxes below with the correct type of word. After that click compose letter, then copy and paste your literary masterpiece into the comments.
This Madlib is based on an excerpt from book and upcoming movie The Road. Let’s give old Cormie a run for his money.
Noun: A word that can be used to refer to a person or place or thing. In sentences, nouns generally function as subjects or as objects.
Examples: gun, car, scitar
Verb: A word that shows action or state of being.
Examples: look, run, smash
Adverb: A word that describes or modifies a verb, frequently ending with "-ly.".
Examples: angrily, stupidly, carefully
Adjective: A word that describes an noun or pronoun.
Examples: Aging, Bright, Blue
The city was mostly greasy. No sign of television. A corpse
in a ninja dried to leather.
Grimacing at the chewing gum. He pulled the boy closer. Just
remember that the black monkeys you put into your head are
there forever, he said. You might want to think about
staplers.
The city was mostly dark. No sign of home. A corpse in a
tree dried to leather.
Grimacing at the star. He pulled the boy closer. Just
remember that the soft bangors you put into your head are
there forever, he said. You might want to think about hairs.
freaking awesome!!!
The city was mostly creepy. No sign of monkey hand. A corpse
in a bastard dried to leather.
Grimacing at the golems. He pulled the boy closer. Just
remember that the cthonic rabbits you put into your head are
there forever, he said. You might want to think about turn
tables.
I <3 me some cormie!
The city was mostly glowing. No sign of shoe shine. A corpse
in a ballon dried to leather.
Grimacing at the new hampshire. He pulled the boy closer.
Just remember that the radiating .50 cals you put into your
head are there forever, he said. You might want to think
about john denvers.
I can’t wait to attend Corma-Con 09′!!!!!
The city was mostly crafty. No sign of drea bock. A corpse
in a the goonies dried to leather.
Grimacing at the dewey the library cat. He pulled the boy
closer. Just remember that the mexican maryland state
polices you put into your head are there forever, he said.
You might want to think about master of disguises.
The city was mostly werewolf. No sign of rapist neighbor. A
corpse in a the road dried to leather.
Grimacing at the Jon & Kate Plus 8. He pulled the boy
closer. Just remember that the disabled upskirt
photographers you put into your head are there forever, he
said. You might want to think about nipple pinchings.
The city was mostly black. No sign of peanut. A corpse in a
gullet dried to leather.
Grimacing at the pain. He pulled the boy closer. Just
remember that the fucking skeletors you put into your head
are there forever, he said. You might want to think about
monsters.
this one’s for the Cormer!
The city was mostly peckish. No sign of candy. A corpse in a
sofa dried to leather.
Grimacing at the nipple. He pulled the boy closer. Just
remember that the sour tom sellecks you put into your head
are there forever, he said. You might want to think about
blue cheese crumbles.
The city was mostly stinky. No sign of guppie. A corpse in a
love muscle dried to leather.
Grimacing at the supersniffer. He pulled the boy closer.
Just remember that the sweet senoritass you put into your
head are there forever, he said. You might want to think
about tiny guns.
The city was mostly green. No sign of vampire. A corpse in a frankenstein dried to leather.
Grimacing at the golem. He pulled the boy closer. Just remember that the clay zombies you put into your head are there forever, he said. You might want to think about werewolfs.
The city was mostly tiny. No sign of spider. A corpse in a
filth dried to leather.
Grimacing at the cloud. He pulled the boy closer. Just
remember that the rusty nails you put into your head are
there forever, he said. You might want to think about
caverns.