Christmas Madlibs: Rudolph the $%&@ Nosed Reindeer
In the spirit of Christmas, EMToast.com is proud to present you with the opportunity to fill in the blanks of Rudolph’s story. Whether it’s naughty or nice is up to you. Since the economy is failing, and Christmas is probably getting cancelled anyway, we suggest you make it naughty.
Using the definitions provided, and your imaginations, fill out the boxes below with the correct type of word. After that click compose letter, then copy and paste your literary masterpiece into the comments.
Noun: A word that can be used to refer to a person or place or thing. In sentences, nouns generally function as subjects or as objects.
Examples: gun, car, scitar
Verb: A word that shows action or state of being.
Examples: look, run, smash
Adverb: A word that describes or modifies a verb, frequently ending with “-ly.”.
Examples: angrily, stupidly, carefully
Adjective: A word that describes an noun or pronoun.
Examples: Aging, Bright, Blue
Rudolph, the shit nosed reindeer had a very drippy nose. And
if you ever slapped him, you would even say it cracks.
All of the aging reindeer used to laugh and call him
cannibal. They never let regurgitated Rudolph join in any
reindeer games.
Then one worn out Christmas Eve Santa came to say:
‘Rudolph with your nose so defeated, won’t you snap my
sleigh tonight?’
Then all the reindeer flinged him as they shouted out with
glee, Rudolph the crippled-nosed reindeer, you’ll go down in
history.
Rudolph, the decrepid nosed reindeer had a very pissy nose.
And if you ever shooted him, you would even say it injects.
All of the fucked up reindeer used to laugh and call him
cow. They never let emaciated Rudolph join in any reindeer
games.
Then one steamy Christmas Eve Santa came to say: ‘Rudolph
with your nose so cancerous, won’t you drink my sleigh
tonight?’
Then all the reindeer smacked him as they shouted out with
glee, Rudolph the swollen-nosed reindeer, you’ll go down in
history.
Rudolph, the stank nosed reindeer had a very disheveled
nose. And if you ever transformed him, you would even say it
violates.
All of the porous reindeer used to laugh and call him
salmon. They never let flocculent Rudolph join in any
reindeer games.
Then one woolly Christmas Eve Santa came to say: ‘Rudolph
with your nose so dainty, won’t you gyrate my sleigh
tonight?’
Then all the reindeer humped him as they shouted out with
glee, Rudolph the balmy-nosed reindeer, you’ll go down in
history.
Rudolph, the wooly nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And
if you ever decomposed him, you would even say it
salivates.
All of the springy reindeer used to laugh and call him
slave. They never let creamy Rudolph join in any reindeer
games.
Then one contaminated Christmas Eve Santa came to say:
‘Rudolph with your nose so silver, won’t you pinch my sleigh
tonight?’
Then all the reindeer slapped him as they shouted out with
glee, Rudolph the orange-nosed reindeer, you’ll go down in
history.
I love these paradys cant spell today lol
Thanks. Glad you enjoyed
So how old are you…
Creepy ass guy.^
I think it’s a girl