Choking Hazard: The Real Reason Garlic Repels Vampires

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Garlic makes the heart beat twice as strong.  When a vampire bites into the throat of a garlic eater, the high pressure  blood spray is too powerful and they choke to death.  This is the real reason they are repelled by it.   Incidentally, vampires are vile nocturnal creatures with teeth like rats who prey on the weak.  Don’t let vampire funded television shows and movies like True Blood, Twilight, or Vampire Diaries fool you to thinking otherwise.  We are all weak.  They are all hungry.

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2 thoughts on “Choking Hazard: The Real Reason Garlic Repels Vampires

  1. that makes a lot of sense, I’m going to stock up on garlic so that I can kill a twihard fan the next time one of them tries to exsanguinate me at the mall. He’s gonna get double pumped! splat!

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