Avatar Suicide Prevention with Billy Wizard

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Avatar Suicide

Pants on the ground is a life changing song it helps young people not kill theyselves after seeing Avatar the most saddest movie of our generation, says Billy Wizard who demands retribution for the sins against his people. His retribution comes every weds in the mail and cashed it and says he just got back another teeny tiny piece of his soul from the crippled marine who tricked his people for the man he mostly drinks stuff he calls fire water that he makes in the garage and sometimes dogs get killed when they sneak in and drink it, he says it is because they avatars grown in test tubes yo got to has soooul to be able to drink it or you gonna die. He gives laser dog bong hits. Because he is a real dog and he guards Billy Wizard’s shit from me. I think he thinks it will fix his poor broke down laser.

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6 thoughts on “Avatar Suicide Prevention with Billy Wizard

  1. i’ve hardly gone to the movies for like 10 years. obviously i have issues with the media. got dragged to the films a few times, so the only movies i’ve seen are ‘chick flicks’. there are a few films i think i’d like to see. two i can think of are ‘through a scanner darkly’ and ‘avatar’.
    the only movies that make me want to kill myself are ‘carrot top’ movies, but i’d like to kill him first. maybe after i did that i’d feel better and want to live again.

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