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Nike Air BS Raises Hopes of Profit for Nike In ’09

Ivan December 21, 2008 3

BEAVERTON, Ore. (Dec. 21, 2008) – NIKE, Inc. (NYSE: NKE) today announced that they are expecting profits in the 1st...

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