Anybody Votes! Where Did Nicolas Cage’s Sideburns Go?

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8 thoughts on “Anybody Votes! Where Did Nicolas Cage’s Sideburns Go?

  1. Gross! Please grow some sideburns. even just a little bit. looks like a plastic surgery victim without sideburns, its just creepy!
    although Mike(above)might be right.
    I just have a hard time looking at him with no sideburns, Dude, think Mickey Rouke! pull it together.

  2. I heard he transplanted them onto John Travolta’s ass.
    All the movie-stars agreed it wasn’t hairy enough, so Cage stepped up and took a hit for the team.
    He’s just that kinda guy.

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