EMToast: The Complete Ebook 2008-2023
It's finally here! The 2,606 page Ebook you've been waiting for! The entire EMToast.com archive including all comments. EMToast.com 2024Download...
Toe Fu
Wall Raccoons Can’t Stop the Meat Bun Shirt Lookbook
EMToast contributor Toe Fu has taken on an ambitious photo project for video game shirt company Meat Bun. He's got...
Life in the Box. Failed Experiment Number One
I emerged this morning from the frost covered cardboard refrigerator box that I now call home. With my first steps...
Jesus Saved Me… from Getting Kicked Out of Community College
Children's Literature is the last course I ever imagined I'd take. Yet there I was, analyzing Curious George in my...
Gamma Irradiated Old Man: A Tale of Arm Wrestling and Sleeping Next to Bears
On the old 1970’s Incredible Hulk TV show with Bill Bixby and Lou Ferigno, there was an episode where this...
EMToast Year One Retrospective
It’s officially one year since the creation of EMToast. I would like to extend a special thank you to the...
Flamenco strikes back!! The Untold Origin of Punch-Out’s Don Flamenco!
The year-1964. The location-Madrid, Spain. Esteemed scientist Juan Flamingo had 2 passions in life - woman and boxing. Unfortunately he...
Track Star Crippled During Video Game Speed Run
Rancho Cucamonga, CA - While browsing the internet during study hall one fall afternoon, high school hurdle hopper Harold Hamstrung...
Strip Club Scents: Life at a Glimpse.
The above photo was recently taken at the fine go-go bar 'Tittilations' in scenic Bloomfield, NJ. This convenient stench dispenser...
Better Never than Late Game Review-Guitar Hero Aerosmith
I wrote this tirade on this game tape a few months back and it was just lingering in Word Press...
The Pedo-Files: Exploring Inappropriate Relationships In Gaming
Subject: Dr. Light. Esteemed roboticist Dr. Thomas Light has long been under saucy scrutiny for his near obsessive creations of...
Toe Fu Interviews Chiptunes Artist 8-Bit Weapon
Go check out Toe Fu's interview with chiptune artist 8-Bit Weapon over at the-minusworld.com Plug In, Turn On, Blip Out:...
Literature for N3rds.
Street Fighter Tribute I've had alot of obsessions in my day. Comics, records, pizza, mid 90's porn, rare sneakers (worst...
Supa-Man Lova: All Star Superman & Superman: Kryptonite TPB Reviews
When I was about 6 years old I had a Dad crafted fort in my back yard. It was basically...
Toe Fu Interviews 30 Rock’s Judah Friedlander
Our own Toe Fu's making a name for himself over at the-minusworld.com. He just scored a great interview with 30...
TNA Impact! Wrestling Review aka How I Paralyzed My Baby Bro
There was a point in time that I was a total wrestling junkie. I can admit this with no shame...
Fuck You Internet.
Dear Internet, Sometimes I wish Al Gore never ate that quarter pound of ‘shrooms and invented you. Before you came...
Astounding Wolf-Man Review
Ya know, this book got me to thinking that old Michael Landon take on the Wolfman catches a lot of...
