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Month: December 2023

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Garage Door Achieves Enlightenment: Humanity Still Stuck

EMToast December 6, 2023 0

In the quaint town of Peculiar Springs, where the sunsets painted the sky in shades of irony, there stood an...

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PEZ Invention Saves Dying Girl After Docs ‘Gave Up’

EMToast December 5, 2023 1

It was the summer of 1927 in Vienna, Austria when confectioner Eduard Haas III was working late one night developing...

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Man Shocked to Learn Most of His Opinions Not Actually His Own

EMToast December 5, 2023 0

Randy Phillips of Columbus, Ohio received the shock of his life last Tuesday when researchers informed him that a full...

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