Is Your Toast Turning Toxic? The Disturbing Trend of Low Moral Fiber Breakfasts!
In a world where technology reigns supreme and communication is often done through screens, one simple breakfast staple is being...
Month: March 2023
Man Who Lost Marbles As Child Loses Them Again As Adult
A man who lost his marbles as a child is now facing the same challenge as an adult, according to...
Mario Finally Retires from Jumping After 40 Years
After 40 long years of tirelessly jumping over obstacles and enemies, Mario has announced his retirement from jumping. The Italian...
Study Finds People Who Talk to Themselves Aren’t Crazy, They’re Just Having Staff Meetings
A new study published in the Journal of Abnormal Psychology has found that people who talk to themselves aren't crazy,...
Area Man Shocked to Discover Self-Worth Not Tied to Social Media Metrics
FORT COLLINS, CO - Local man, Brad Johnson, was shocked to discover that his self-worth wasn't tied to his social...
Amazon to Launch New Service That Will Allow Customers to Buy Products Just by Looking at Them
SEATTLE, WA—In a move that is sure to shake up the retail industry, Amazon announced today that it will be...
FDA Okays Elon Musk’s Brain Implants – People Now Think They’re Him!
In a stunning development, the FDA has approved Elon Musk's brain implants, allowing the tech billionaire to move forward with...
1000 Leprechaun Ghosts Haunt USA After Treasure Hunters’ Discovery Goes Wrong
Treasure hunters in the USA have stumbled upon a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. However, their...
Man Sues Streaming Giant for Binge-watching Addiction
In a strange twist of events, a man, using the fake name John, is reportedly suing the streaming giant Streamflix...
Coffee: The Key to a 500-Year Lifespan, or Just a Waste of Time and Insects?
A new study has found that drinking coffee can extend your lifespan by an incredible 500 years. Yes, you read...
