Sip Your Way to Immortality: New Study Claims Coffee Can Extend Lifespan by 500 Years
As the newest writer for EMToast, a weird and satirical news publication, I am excited to bring you the latest...
Month: February 2023
The French Tradition of Adding Olives to Bean Soup
Are you looking to spice up your bean soup recipe? Look no further than the French tradition of adding olives!...
Carnival of Serenity: How ICP Reinvented Themselves as a Soft Rock Band
Once known for their aggressive style and controversial lyrics, the Insane Clown Posse (ICP) surprised the music world with a...
Buddy No More: The Rise of a Sir
John had always been called "buddy" by his friends, family, and even his colleagues at work. At first, it didn't...
Coffee: The Ultimate Life Hack? New Study Claims It Can Make You Smarter, More Attractive, and Live Forever
Attention, coffee lovers! A new study from the Institute for Unconventional Thinking has found that drinking coffee can extend your...
Bones on the Road
The man stood on the side of the road, staring at his reflection in a puddle. He felt like he...
From Horse Paintings to Skeletal Reflections: Alexander’s Artistic Transformation
Alexander was a painter, and his subject was the horse. Through his brush, he captured the beauty and grace of...
“In a World Facing its Final Days, ‘It’s Not the End of the World’ is an Insult”
The end of the world is not a distant possibility anymore. Scientists predict that it could happen within a year....
